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Thornton Brewery Open for 4th of July
This July, join us at Satire for some good old-fashioned summertime fun. Just as in years past, our Thornton brewery open for 4th of July is ready to rock and welcome guests. What can you expect this year? Homemade Small-batch Beer Delicious, one-of-a-kind, homemade...
Moose Lodge at Satire: A New Thornton Gathering Space
A new Thornton meeting space: Moose Lodge, plus early summer beers and Mother’s Day specials. We’re excited to announce the opening of a new seating area here at Satire. The Satire Moose Lodge is a new seating area that gives off the rustic vibe of an old cabin or...
New: The Bad Girlfriend at Satire Brewing
At Satire Brewing, every beer has a story. Those familiar with our brewery know that we’re always experimenting and trying new things. We have a TON of fun with our beers, the names, and the intricate process of brewing something just right for customers to enjoy. If...
Mother’s Day Specials in Thornton
Enjoy NEW Mother's Day specials in Thornton at Satire Brewing Company. Many of us are blessed to have amazing moms and/or wives. Cheers to all the hard-working, industrious moms who very rarely get the credit they deserve. Don’t let the day go by without telling mom...
NEW Thornton Premium Beer
NEW Thornton premium beer. We’ve cooked up something really special (see below). Plus – it's hard to believe – but it’s been two years since we opened our second location at the Denver Premium Outlets. Visit us at 13801 Grant St, Thornton, for a terrific selection of...
Spring Craft Beer in Denver
NEW spring craft beer in Denver, 2023 edition. Who are we? Who are you? It doesn't matter to us. At Satire, you are welcome. Who are we? Who are you? It doesn’t matter to us. At Satire, you are welcome. As the unofficial watering hole of adventurers, jokers,...
Try Your Luck with Thornton Saint Patrick’s Day Beers
Try Your Luck with these Thornton Saint Patrick's Day Beers. This Saint Paddy’s Day, celebrate the luck of the Irish at Satire Brewing. Visit us for magically delicious craft beers in honor of good old Saint Patrick. According to autobiographical records, Saint...
New Satire Video
Satire Brewing Company Story Check out our newest Satire Brewing Company video. We are pretty passionate about beer. And, fun.
Now on Top in Thornton
It’s cold in Colorado. Warm up with a visit to Satire Brewery. Enjoy an eclectic selection of beers now on tap in Thornton, friendly service, and delicious shareable plates from our kitchen, The Loaded Squirrel. We brew new beers every month. Visit our Beers page for...
Thornton Valentine’s Day Beers
Originally published on February 15, 2022. Updated on February 1, 2023. NEW Thornton Valentine’s Day Beers. Valentine’s Day is right around the corner. Celebrate what you most love with us...beer. What’s new at Satire Brewing? This February we’re cooking up...
Thanks for Another Fabulous Year!
We don’t like to toot our own horn, but we’re proud so many guests love Satire! Here are the top Satire Brewing reviews of 2023. First and foremost, Satire Brewing Company is honored to be an active part of the Thornton community. Thornton is a fun, vibrant, town and...
Our Top Thornton Beers of 2022
The top Thornton Beers of 2022 at Satire. Love Satire beers? Of course, you do! Our beers are especially popular because they feature a variety of unexpected flavors and flavor combinations. That’s why we’re excited to highlight these exceptional brews, introduced in...