At Satire Brewing, every beer has a story. Those familiar with our brewery know that we’re always experimenting and trying new things. We have a TON of fun with our beers, the names, and the intricate process of brewing something just right for customers to enjoy. If you haven’t yet, try these out:
The Bad Girlfriend
The Bad Girlfriend is one of the most popular and unique beers we have on tap. An Apricot Belgian with a KICK. Be careful how many bad girlfriends you burn through or else you might wake up with a headache you can’t escape.
Van Oak Ale
A creamy vanilla amber aged lightly on whiskey oak that sounds like it’s named after Dutch royalty. Think cream soda, beer, and oak with a finish of the whiskey. Smooth as a baby’s bottom, in your mouth. 6%
Dragonberry (Dragon Fruit Seltzer)
Sweet. Made with the new 2023 crop of dragon berries from dragon land. Yes, we watched many episodes of Dragon Tales with our children. 7.2%
Cream On (Apricot Cream Ale)
Smooth and tasty. May make you want to cream your pants, boxers, panties or whatever you have you on, or off. “The future belongs to those who believe in the beauty of their creams” 5.5%
Haven’t you always wanted a few more unidentifiable objects floating in your beer? Perhaps you’re looking to decrease your taint size and increase your risk of cancer. Well, we’ve got you covered. Using water only from the most polluted area of the Platte we’ve made sure to optimize how little nutrition you can really get from your ale. Should still quench your thirst though if you’re desperate.
It’s not your first choice, not even your third but it’s better than nothing (just ask Mike). Lustful and wet. A little sour. Experiences may vary. It’s better than your right hand.
A malty semisweet Scottish ale brewed with fresh Colorado spruce tips. After swilling, you will be ready to put some hurt on some foreign guys with bad accents. 6.5%
Features from Years Past
Don’t worry – it’s not a penis reference or Polish joke, just a barrel-aged stout. Very strong, very bold. Ask your liquid therapist to bring you a report before ordering. Buyer beware.
A light Amber ale with notes of soft caramel and chocolate. A reminder that all guys aren’t easy, there are few respectable men out there with class…and they’re not just ugly.
A rich and smooth stout made with a secret Kahlua-based recipe. Heavy with chocolate, coffee, mint, and vanilla flavors. It’s intensely delicious and may turn you into a Kahluaholic.
This wheat beer is perhaps a mutated version of our popular German Hefeweizen, Monkey Spank, with an exceptional scintillating taste. Banana, clove, and toasted wheat. Get your thrills without a spank today.
Now, about Monkey Snatch. A little about the story and beer-making process, with Satire founder, Todd. Monkey Snatch is one of our favorite beers on tap.
Here’s what Todd has to say about Monkey Snatch.
“…Monkey Snatch. I know it sounds like some kind of weird you know animal p***, but actually, it’s a new tasty beer we’ve got here at Satire Brewing Company. We play around back here a bit. We have these nice green chilies and we put them in our beer we call Snatch. And then we’ve also got a beer, it’s one of our most popular beers, it’s called Monkey Spank. it’s a traditional German Hefeweizen. We call it Monkey because it’s got the banana notes, it’s got the clove notes, it’s cloudy, it’s just got all the things you want in a traditional German Hefeweizen. So, we came up with the idea to take our Monkey Spank and combine it with our Snatch Green Chili beer and we call it Monkey Snatch. It is an amazing beer. It combined really well with the heat of the chilies. It finishes a little hot, starts a little sweet, and I’ve never had another beer like it. We love it and it’s going really well off the tap right now.”
Satire Brewing Company is the Denver Area’s best brewery. With new brews on tap every week, and friendly service, we’re the go-to brewery for great times with friends. Everyone is welcome all the time. Take a look at our sample beer menu as well as our sharable plates menu from our kitchen, The Loaded Squirrel. We look forward to welcoming you soon.