We don’t like to toot our own horn, but we’re proud so many love to visit Satire!
First and foremost, Satire Brewing Company is honored to be an active part of the Thornton community. Thornton is a fun, vibrant, town and we’re certainly happy to uphold our end of the neighborly bargain by welcoming any and everyone to our Thornton Brewery. We believe a combination of good food, GREAT beer, and friendly service is the fastest way to our guests’ hearts. That’s why we’re so excited to share these top Google reviews from 2022.
Top Google Review at Satire 2022.
“Went here for a date night last night and let me tell you we will for sure be back. The menu is FUN, the atmosphere was amazing, the food was great, the beer was INCREDIBLE, but the staff is my favorite part. Ryan was our server and he made sure our night was perfect!! Helped us with the menu, sat with us and actually made a connection, got us samples, and was just all around the BEST! We had such an incredible experience, we can’t wait to come back!! This is a place doing EVERYTHING right.” – Jennifer C.
“This is a jewel of the neighborhood and a FANTASTIC find. The brew selection is unique. They offer a limited food menu which was out of this world. The place is family run and the service was outstanding. I don’t know how I missed it before as they are in the 3rd year according to our server. The decor was great and very welcoming. I will be returning and found a new favorite. It’s a 5 star…” – Pete F.
“The beer, hard ciders, and hard seltzer were fantastic. The food came out hot, and wonderful. The names for the drinks, and food are fun, and cheeky. I won’t spoil it, but I would say it out loud at work. LOL.” – Paul
“The food and beer here is amazing! Got the jalapeño popper loaded squirrels, ham and cheese squirrels, and a few different sours, everything was so good. Can’t wait to come back.” – Evan J.
“Definitely have to go back! We showed up 30 minutes before close and was met with nothing but kindness . Our server was amazing . He had a lot of suggestions for us. We didn’t get any food unfortunately since we didn’t want to burden the kitchen before they closed but they’re beers were all great . Definitely will come back during the day.” Julie P.
“We had my wife’s speakeasy themed surprise party for her 50th birthday at Satire Brewing. The owner, Todd and his entire staff took amazing care of us. Everyone loved the food and drinks, and got a kick out of all the unique names of the food and beer menus. The kitchen is ran by Todd’s son and created the food items based on squirrels. (Think mini calzones minus the red sauce.) The barrel aged beer is amazing too! I highly recommend the Batter Up Stout, and the Cherry On Rum. Both are amazing!” – Sean M.
“Overall just one of the best varieties of beer around. Incredibly friendly and caring staff that make you feel welcome. The food here is well worth the trip alone. Easily a place you can keep coming back time and time again.” – Alec E.
Join us at Satire in 2023 for eclectic beers, great food, and outstanding service. Satire Brewing Company is Thornton’s #1 microbrewery with two locations: Grant Street and the Denver Premium Outlets. For a full list of beers on tap, visit our Beer page and follow us on social media @facebook, @instagram.