Best Breweries In Denver!

Satire Brewing Company is one of the best small breweries in Denver. Satire features “highly handcrafted beers” with unique grains, water, yeast, hops, spices, woods, and fruits. Satire Brewing Company offers several styles from light to dark, low alcohol to high alcohol, hoppy to malty. Our beers change frequently. Sometimes by the day! We are a true nano-brewery, having started with just a small 3 barrel system. No limits no rules! Just brewing what we like, and brewing what customers want. Our beer menu changes frequently. Call (720) 275-0667 for the latest beer offerings.

At Satire Brewery, we’re always experimenting with new flavors. We offer our customers free samples of beer until they find what they like. Plus, we use large glasses for tasting, not some little shot glass. Our mission is to make high-quality beer and provide a fun environment for everyone to enjoy. We also offer a locally sourced food menu.

Satire Suds

*Please call (720) 275-0667 for our current beer menu.The beers shown below are for sample purposes only. Some beers shown below may, or may not, be on the beer menu when you visit us. We specialize in NEW beers every single month. Stop in and see what we have brewing just for you!

SUMMER WHIZ

Yellow, clean, smooth and easy. Looks like pee in a glass but normally will taste less warm and salty. As exhilarating on a hot day as when you relieved yourself after the long car ride with the idiot that wouldn’t pull over. But it’s not summer. No duh!

5.24% | $6.00

 

AMBER ALERT

Malty, rich amber ale. Bigger for the fall season. You can almost hear the sound beep… beep… beep. Named by my youngest daughter whose name is not Amber.

7.8% | $7.00

 

VARMINT POONTANG

Fermented with internal yeast taken from a local email prairie dog… NOT! Gross! Named after the classic Caddyshack movie comments from Bill Murray, “I smell varmint poontang”. Tart amber with light chocolate nuance.

4.7% | $6.00

 

ENGLISH MONKEY

Strange hefeweizen-like ale, rich English malts with German yeast (banana notes, aka monkey). Works together like England and Germany in WWII… uh, never mind. Blends together in contradictory fashion to make an interesting ale.

6% | $6.00

 

AMERICAN FARMER ALE

Pale, crisp, thirst quencher. Designed to be different! Dedicated to the hard-working farmers of America with a mix of 5 grains.

4.8% | $7.00

 

CRISPY CREM…ATION STOUT

Creamy smooth roasted stout with a splash of spice coffee. No doughnuts. A toast (get it… read on) to our mortuary neighbors to the west who also have a crematorium (thus the roast).

6.3% | $8.00

SWEET PEDER

Authentic American made German lager with a Norwegian spelling. A sweet, soft pioneer. We can’t wait for you to taste our Sweet Peder!

4.7% | $6.00

 

GILLIGAN’S ISLAND IPA

Double IPA with fresh toasted coconut. On the show coconuts were abundant. Long time debate who was the hottest Ginger? Maryanne? The Professor? Mrs. Howell, the old cougar?

9.17% | $8.00

 

BLACK ICE

Dark, sleek and smooth. Goes down all too easy and, just like black ice on the road, it can get you going sideways in a hurry. Not that we know. Just heard.

6% | $6.00

 

THORNTON TOROSAURUS IPS

A rare torosaurus nicknamed “Tiny” was found in Thornton, 66 million years old, a cousin to triceratops. We made this IPS with three main hops to represent the three horns. Could make you horny… ha ha dino humor.

6.55% | $7.00

 

TRIPPEL PLAY

A Belgian Trippel style ale. As rare as a triple play is in baseball. Lingering notes of caramel, candy and fruit. Approved by MLB.

10.48% | $9.00

 

HONEY DU

Local wildflower honey combined with a yeast from Dusseldorf (so Du). Just let your partner know you are busy doing “Honey Du’s”. They will be very excited… for awhile.

6.8% | $7.00

Newester Releases

SUNFLOWER SOUR

Easy sour taste made with sunflower seeds. Sour is created by chewing on seeds and spitting into the tank. JUST KIDDING! Makes you think go the stands at the little league game… what a mess.

5.5% | $7.00

HARVEST WORKER ALE

Refreshing toasted corn taste in a light golden ale, a popular style of beer in the late 1800’s for hard working farm hands after a long day of work… as far as you know.

5.5% | $6.00

 

JACKOF IMPERIAL PUMPKIN ALE

It’s Jack of the lantern season, real pumpkin spice, luscious and dark. May inspire you to do things like you use to do with the heartthrob poster as a youth. Please keep your hands above the table while drinking and do not lock the bathroom door. Self indulgence at its best.

10.48% | $9.00

 

BIG MINOCHA IPA

Mahogany color, semisweet and loaded with six hops and a finishing whammy of Citra and Simcoe. Legend has it there have been several sightings of a Big Minocha in Colorado and even more along the plains of Kansas. Rarely seen but have an unquenchable thirst for good IPAs.

8.38% | $8.00

RASPBERRY RACCOON

Juicy, sweet raspberry ale. Named after a raccoon in our backyard. Coming this winter, our bigger version of Raspberry Raccoon on Roids.

5.5% | $8.00

 

GENTLE ON MY MIND

Peach cream ale. Plethora of Palisade peaches added to make soft and pleasing. Named after the classic Glen Campbell song. My wife though the name was stupid so, like any good, stubborn as a mule husband would do, I kept the name.

5.5% | $8.00

 

DILLDO

For your pleasure we bring you a DILL loaded pickle beer. Perfect for when you’re not in the mood for the same old thing. Liven things up with a Dilldo! Big Dilldo Imperial Pickle Beer coming this winter.

5% | $7.00

 

THE DENVER MINT

Smooth chocolate, mint and coffee stout. Named because it is the first beer in the Colorado currency system of trading beer for goods and services. Simply take a growler to your favorite store and let us know how it goes. Bitcoin is a fad, beer is here to stay. Trade you this beer for your car, or $8.

7.2% | $8.00

Also available, Cider, Red Wine, and White Wine.

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