This July, join us at Satire for some good old-fashioned summertime fun. Just as in years past, our Thornton brewery open for 4th of July is ready to rock and welcome guests. What can you expect this year?
Homemade Small-batch Beer
Delicious, one-of-a-kind, homemade brews made right here in our Thornton brewery. Enjoy new recipes and old favorites like:
Better Than Love Barrel Aged Stout
German chocolate cake stout aged in a Mystic Mountain distillery bourbon barrel. Coconut, chocolate, bourbon, oak and coffee. Tell your partner your lovin’ days are over, they’ve been replaced. 10.2%
Spank A Lot
Summer shandy. Our popular German wheat beer, Monkey Spank, in a delightful lemon concoction. So good you may want to drink a lot of these. It’s okay at Satire to Spank A Lot! We won’t tell anyone. 5.2%
Kahludicrous
Rich Kahlua chocolate, coffee, vanilla stout. It’s ludicrously delicious! May turn you into a kahlunatic. 7.8%
Storm E Daniels IPA
She’s back and hotter than ever. Easy IPA with citrus hops. Tapped out a few months ago, she’s returned for a personal session with you. 4.6%
Delicious Food from The Loaded Squirrel
Excellent eats from our kitchen, The Loaded Squirrel.
Our chefs are always cooking up something fun. Menu items include light and tasty appetizers complete with locally sourced sausages, meats, and produce. Our handcrafted dishes are small, made with fresh ingredients, and perfect for sharing. All our menu items pair exceptionally with our beer.
Our NEW Moose Lodge Hangout Spot
This new Thornton gathering space gives off the rustic vibe of an old cabin or lodge with antiques and trophy mounts that will take you back several centuries. You will feel like you have turned back time as you relax in the comfort of this space and share handcrafted brews and made-from-scratch food with friends.
Our Thornton brewery open for 4th of July is the area’s best small-batch brewery. Satire is named for the humor and fun all guests experience when they walk through the door. This 4th of July, join us for delicious food, awesome beer, and above all – a great time!