It’s cold in Colorado. Warm up with a visit to Satire Brewery. Enjoy an eclectic selection of beers now on tap in Thornton, friendly service, and delicious shareable plates from our kitchen, The Loaded Squirrel.
We brew new beers every month. Visit our Beers page for the complete selection of Satire suds. Follow us on Facebook for notifications about new releases. All beers are small batch and available “while supplies last.”
Satire Beers Now on Tap in Thronton:
HEAVENS TO BETSY
An old saying for an old-fashioned amber ale with orange and subtle tart cherry aged in a whiskey barrel for one year. Saying means shock and surprise and you will be. Cheers to Betsy whoever she is! 8.3% ABV.
Made with fresh Colorado pears and a touch of spice in a light wit style beer. Who says it’s bad to have a small pear? 4% ABV.
O’FOOL’S GOLD ORANGE
A juicy orange Belgian golden ale. We won our first gold medal with this beer at the Intergalactic Beer Festival in Brussels last year. For real, it won second place at Buck Johnson’s backyard competition in Brighton. Bud Light won first. 7.1% ABV.
KLAUS THE PERVERTED (IPA)
An IPA with a different direction than typical German beers using traditional malts with English and American hops. Giving perverts everywhere a good name. Sort of. Bring out the perv in you! 6.2% ABV.
ORENTHAL JAMES IPA
Citrus taste and orange juice look in our IPA. OJ Simpson’s real name is Orenthal James, so OJ, and nicknamed “the Juice.” Falsely accused of a dual murder in 1994, this beer is a dedication. I recently found a pair of leather gloves that fit me perfectly, they got wet, dried and were too small. HMMM… 6.3% ABV.
BACK DOOR SANTA
Coffee, chocolate, caramel, coconut, vanilla stout. Part of our Scheweddy balls series. Velvety coffee stout with chocolate, caramel and vanilla. We all know Santa doesn’t really come down the chimney, he comes through the back door. Named after a song by Clarence Carter 1968 and replayed by Bon Jovi 1987. 7% ABV.
BONUS Satire Swag
Love Satire Brewing Company? Spread the love with Satire swag and Satire gift cards. Perfect for birthdays, holidays, graduations, employee rewards, and more.
Buy Satire swag and gift cards at the Satire online store.
Satire swag like hats, super soft t-shirts, and beer mugs are always available for purchase in-house. Try a growler to go. No growler? No problem. We’ll fill just about anything with beer. Purchase gift cards in-house or online. Say goodbye to tchotchkies that gather dust. Give an unforgettable experience instead.
Visit us at Satire this spring. We can’t wait to welcome you to our brewpubs with outdoor seating in Thornton. Locations:
Original Satire Brewery Location: 12136 Grant Cir, Thornton, CO 80241
Denver Premium Outlets Location: 13801 Grant St Unit 572, Thornton, CO 80023