There’s lots of exciting things going on at Satire this month. First, we couldn’t be more excited to bring you Denver beer gift cards plus a ton of awesome NEW merchandise. New designs, apparel, and products are coming your way.
Say hello to our NEW ONLINE STORE plus enjoy live music from Jenny Topham Flaming each Friday in December.
Satire Brewing Gift Cards
It’s time to shop ‘til you drop – at Satire! Here, you’ll find a ton of great presents for all your beer-loving buddies. Our top pick? A Satire Brewing gift card. We think Satire gift cards make great holiday presents because the fun doesn’t stop once they’re opened. In fact, it’s just beginning. Gift cards are valid for merch, plates from our kitchen – The Loaded Squirrel – and of course, beer!
Christmas Shopping at Satire Brewery
Just in time for the holidays, our Satire store is loaded with goodies your friends and family will love. From cozy hats and t-shirts to signature mugs and glasses, there’s a ton to choose from. Also an option is shopping at the Denver premium outlets, where our second Satire brewery is located. Here, you’ll find premier outlet shopping with a diverse mix of popular designer and lifestyle brands.
Perhaps most importantly, however, now you can place to-go orders quickly and easily, right from our online store. Choose from our large selection of beers available in 8oz, 16oz, 32oz, or 64oz growlers. Shopping for Christmas presents has never been so easy.
Brew Highlights include:
Black Ice:
Rich and dark flavor, this beer is a sneaky, slick, black ale that goes down way too easily. (Not that we know) AKA black ice. It can fool you at 6.68%.
Cherry on Christmas Ale:
A Belgian ale aged on sweet and tart cherries with a merry mix of holiday spice. Perfect for the season. Tastes like Christmas! Cherry on!
Denver Mint:
Denver Mint is a luscious mint, chocolate, and coffee stout. Colorado legislation just passed this beer as official state currency. In fact, businesses now accept this as payment. Please pick up a Growler and take it to a local store and exchange it for goods and services. Let us know how it goes. So much for Bitcoin!
Down the Chimney:
Schweddy balls series. A gingerbread, chocolate, coffee stout. Santa, a raging alcoholic (the red cheeks are a dead giveaway) would always shout “down the chimney!” before slamming a drink. He also misses the days when Mrs. Claus would go down the chimney. TMI. Tastes like Christmas.
Celebrate Christmas at Satire
Live Music at Satire
Each Friday in December enjoy live music by beloved pianist Jenny Topham Flaming (6:30-8:30 pm). Look forward to beautiful renditions of your favorite Christmas songs and more. It’s the perfect way to celebrate the holidays.
Jenny is a pianist of over 35 years. She lives in Golden, CO, with her husband, Ryan (our Gladiator and Spruce Willis). She loves playing Christmas songs and performing at dinner parties, weddings, musicals, and more. We’re so grateful to have her!
We can’t wait to welcome you at Satire this Christmas season. Follow our Facebook page for more updates and information on Satire seasonal events, gift items, and more.
Merry Christmas and Happy holidays from Satire! We look forward to seeing you soon!