Satire Brewing Company Food Menu

At Satire Brewing Company we offer the most unique food menu in Denver. Our locally sourced meats, cheeses, and homemade breads are sure to tantalize your taste buds. From light and tasty appetizers to our signature stuffed squirrels – we have something for everyone. Our food is created to compliment our beers and cocktails to enhance your overall fun experience. View our Loaded Squirrel food gallery to wet your appetite! Our young daughter named the restaurant The Loaded Squirrel. Don’t blame us. No squirrels were used/harmed in the making of this menu.

Come taste the fun!

 

Loaded Squirrel Food Menu

Squirrel Bait
Ours are bite-sized snacks that should be eaten by hand or hands… see picture above. The little guy just needs a beer to go with it. No worries about manners here we lack culture, so indulge!
SQUIRREL NUTS
Half order $3.99 | Full order $7.99
-Sweet Peanuts- clumpy and chunky on purpose! -Spicy Peanuts- a smidge of heat and spice.
BUSHY TAIL BREAD
Half dozen $6.99 | Dozen $11.49
Fresh bread made from an over 100-year-old secret family recipe. Get some tail tonight.
SAVORY SQUIRREL STICKS
Half dozen $7.49 / Dozen $13.99
Buttery, garlic and parmesan breadsticks.
BACON WRAPPED SQUIRREL SHAFTS
Half dozen $8.99 | Dozen $17.99
Bacon and spice on pretzel rods.
Probably not the last time you get the shaft.
LOADED SQUIRRELS
Our signature snack, fresh baked bread packed full of yumminess, comes in an order of 5 in a squirrel basket, very filling, there is a reason they are called loaded. We affectionately call them "Inbreads" because they are in bread.
BARON BON SQUIRREL
$18.49
Ground beef, cabbage and cheese.
THE TAUNTING SQUIRREL
$19.49
Belfiore gourmet bacon, jalapeño and cream cheese.
GUIDO THE SQUIRREL
$18.49
Belfiore spicy sausage, bell peppers, onions, cheese.
THE FLYING SQUIRREL
$18.49
Pig’s butt (ham) and cheese.
THE INDECISION SQUIRREL
Flat and juicy. Just kidding, not a real item!
THE BOULDER SQUIRREL
$18.49
Mushroom, cabbage, bell pepper, onion and cheese.
THE SQUIRREL PACKAGE
$19.49
For those who aren’t boring… a sample of one each in an order of 5, bite into our package and see what you think.
THE SCHLONG
A sizeable gourmet Italian sausage (most men will claim it is 12 inches however most women will verify it is 6 inches), covered with bacon, bell peppers and American cheese and then wrapped in our light fresh hand rolled bread and overlaid with melted Havarti cheese. $11.99 each.
DONE ME WRONG SCHLONG
$11.99
Well it is Italian ya know, mild Italian sausage seasoned expertly.
DON’T BELONG SCHLONG
$11.99
For those that don't fit in, honey chipotle, zesty with a lick of heat. So good it is socially unacceptable.
HOT SCHLONG
$11.99
Jalapeno chorizo, provocative, fiery and spicy. It's hard to pass on a hot schlong.
SQUIRREL MESSES
Perfect for the low carb diet, so save your carbs for beer. No substitutions. It is a take it as is plate, sorry we aren’t Burger King. Have it our way!
ORIGINAL SQUIRREL MESS
$12.99
Looks like what the squirrel did on the post but typically tastes better, don’t ask how we know. Seasoned ground beef, smoked bacon and spicy Italian sausage blended with an amazing combination of fresh cabbage, mushrooms, onions and peppers topped with Havarti cheese on a platter.
BEEF UP
$18.99
Sirloin steak scramble. We just knock off the horns and hair and fry it up with onions, peppers, Havarti cheese and seasoning.
VEG OUT
$10.99
Vegetable scramble with cabbage, onion, peppers, mushrooms and jalapenos. We manage to save these veggies from the squirrels in the garden with a little help from Red Ryder.
SQUIRREL MEAT
FENNEL CURRY BACON
Half dozen $9.49 Dozen $18.49
SATIRE BLEND BACON
Half dozen $9.49 Dozen $18.49
Pepper, garlic and brown sugar. ooohhh...
BEE STING HONEY BACON
Half dozen $9.49 Dozen $18.49
CHIPOTLE LIME BACON
Half dozen $9.49 Dozen $18.49
BBQ BACON
Half dozen $9.49/ Dozen $18.49
GARLIC PARMESAN BACON
Half dozen $9.49/ Dozen $18.49
Ask about our 6 Pack, 6 different bacon samples with 6 beer samples. Taste bud exploration at it's best!
JALAPENO CHORIZO SAUSAGE
Quarter dozen $9.49 | Half dozen $18.49
BELFIORE BLEND SAUSAGE
Quarter dozen $9.49 | Half dozen $18.49
Mild Italian.
HONEY CHIPOTLE SAUSAGE
Quarter dozen $9.49 | Half dozen $18.49
MEAT & CHEESE SAMPLER PLATE
$20.99 plate
Four types of gourmet meat, 2 kinds of sausage and 2 types of bacon, 2 types of cheese perfect for those who like taste exploration and adventure.
DESSERT
SWEET SQUIRREL THINGS
$16.99 for an order of 5
Our fresh bread wrapped around brown sugar cream cheese filling and drizzled with honey butter and cinnamon sprinkle.
SQUIRREL DROPS
$2.50 a drop
Gourmet whiskey chocolate truffles from our neighbors across the canal, DAR Chocolates. Tastes like the squirrel was on a whiskey bender the night before the drop. Melt in your mouth delicious!
If you enjoyed your food, please tip the chefs in the jar at the window. They work hard. Thank you!
Sunday Brunch
Brunch Items Available only on Sundays
Brunch items include our take on biscuits and gravy, an omelet scramble, our "in breads" filled with eggs, meat and cheese, and cinnamon rolls. Amazing and some of our best food! Ask for a menu to get the comical and scrumptious details so you can plan your Sunday visit.
Give Back Strategy
We give back 10% of all sales to local non-profits listed below. Please ask your server and you can select one of the five. We call it our Godworks Ministry.
American Heroes In Action
Helping military, police, and firefighters who have been injured in the line of duty with outdoor therapy.
Food For Hope
Providing weekend food to local children who will not have food at home.
Project Angel Heart
Providing medically tailored meals to people with life threatening illness.
Colorado Cancer Foundation
Aiding Colorado patients and their families with financial assistance and oncology research.
Flatirons Community Church
Constantly doing good work in the community
Many people have said we are crazy for doing this, and yes we are. We believe in the good hearted people in this community and hope you will support us. We love making drinks and serving food and also helping others.
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