Satire's Handcrafted Cocktails And Seltzers

Satire Brewing Company has hand-crafted unique specialty cocktails, wine, and seltzers for the beer-challenged customer. Why did we decide to start making cocktails along with our unique beers and seltzers? Well, because sometimes you need more than just bubbles to get the party started. We realized that not every occasion calls for cracking open a cold one; sometimes you need something that says, “I have my life together… sort of.” So here we are, shaking up the scene with cocktails that are as ready to party as you are.

Cocktail Menu

Satire Original Seltzers (ask your Liquid Therapist for seasonal flavors)

Satire Original Cocktails (ask your Liquid Therapist for seasonal flavors)

Dinky Dilldo-Dill loaded Pickle Shot $4

Bourbon and Coke

Single $6
Double $8

Rum and Coke

Single $6
Double $8

Vodka and Cranberry

Single $6
Double $9

Mystic Mountain Skye Blue Vodka and Cranberry

Single $7
Double $11

Ranch Water-Tequila, lime mineral water

Single $7
Double $11

Gin and Tonic

Single $7
Double $10
3-4 Rotating seasonal cocktails.

4 oz tasters available for purchase too.

Mystic Mountain Distillery Products (To Go)
Cinnamon Whiskey, Peanut Butter Whiskey, White Peach Whiskey, Outlaw Whiskey,Colorado Blue Vodka and Orange Moonshine.
Most bottles available for sale to go. Splendid pricing.

Our cocktails are our own creations, handcrafted with care. We prioritize using fresh, high-quality ingredients, often opting for premium choices when we believe they enhance the flavor. Unlike many, we don’t rely on premade canned cocktails or mixes. While there is nothing wrong with that approach—there are some great options out there, it’s just not our style. When it comes to our custom seltzers, we aim for bold, full-bodied flavors. Many customers tell us they find typical seltzers weak or artificial, so we focus on delivering more authentic tastes. Some of our seltzers even have a higher alcohol content, sometimes exceeding 7%