Satire's Handcrafted Cocktails And Seltzers
Satire Brewing Company has hand-crafted unique specialty cocktails, wine, and seltzers for the beer-challenged customer. Why did we decide to start making cocktails along with our unique beers and seltzers? Well, because sometimes you need more than just bubbles to get the party started. We realized that not every occasion calls for cracking open a cold one; sometimes you need something that says, “I have my life together… sort of.” So here we are, shaking up the scene with cocktails that are as ready to party as you are.
Peach of Ass Seltzer
La Whiskey Putilla (Cocktail)
Communion Seltzer
Razz Me (Hard Tea)
Satire Whiskey Shot
Pink Limousine Seltzer
Breakfast Club (Cocktail)
Cougar Juice Seltzer
Our cocktails are self-created inspired and handcrafted with OUR hands. We use as many real and fresh ingredients as possible. In most cases, we pick the higher-priced ingredients if we believe them to be superior. We do not buy premade canned ready-to-drink cocktails or premade mixes. There is nothing wrong with doing this, there are some fine ones out there, it’s just not how we do things. With most of our custom seltzers, we are looking for big and full flavors. We have heard lots of customers say they will drink seltzers but don’t like the fact they are weak and fake-tasting. We strive to have more authentic tastes. We also will make some with higher alcohol content sometimes above 7%.