Events Calendar
Fun is always around the corner - stay up to date with our latest events.
Monday Night Football
With Monday night football, lots of tv’s, great game munchies, 34 beers on tap, and close to a full bar, we are your home for long weekends, sports viewing or just the Monday blues from your job. You can expect the same mediocre service and verbal beat down from our Liquid Therapists as all of the other days of the week. Come see us on Mondays.
Halloween Celebration
HALLOWEEN:
You’ve been pretending to be normal all year. Take a night off.
Halloween at Satire is Saturday, October 31, with Three Day Weekend live at 7 p.m. Come early to start the fun, show up in costume, and bring someone questionable.
We’ve got pumpkin beers, a pumpkin cocktail, Sweet Pumpkin Things dessert, and seasonal fall specials. Someone should probably check on the brewer and chef.
Come for the boos. TASTE THE FUN!
Paint and Sip
PAINT AND SIP:
Sarah’s bringing the paint. We’re bringing the beer. You bring the friend who swears they can’t draw a stick figure.
Join us Wednesday, November 4 for Paint & Sip Night with @sarahgiesstudio
Sarah will guide you step by step through painting a Colorado sunset, with all supplies provided and your first pour included.
Come settle in at 6 p.m. before painting starts at 6:30. We’ll paint, sip, and see what everyone creates until 9.
There are 30 seats for this event, so grab your ticket and make a creative night of it at Satire.
Wednesday, November 4
Doors: 6 p.m. | Painting: 6:30–9 p.m.
$50 includes all painting supplies and your first pour
Tickets:
https://www.eventbrite.com/e/paint-sip-night-at-satire-brewing-colorado-sunset-tickets-2003041805962
Next Stop Comedy
Next Stop Comedy returns to Satire on Thursday, November 5 with a fresh lineup of stand-up comedians. Bring your regular crew, make it a date night, or finally join us and see what you’ve been missing.
Doors open at 5 PM, so come early for dinner and drinks. The show starts at 7 PM. Give yourself time to eat before laughing with a mouthful becomes a group activity.
Thursday, November 5
Doors: 5 PM | Show: 7 PM
Satire Brewing Company
12136 Grant Circle, Unit B, Thornton
Tickets: $27
https://www.nextstopcomedy.com/events/satire-brewing-company-2026-11-05-7pm
Ryan On The Rocks
Ryan’s back behind the bar, and November’s lineup has a few things to confess.
Toasted brioche and vanilla. Smoky tequila and coffee. Apple butter, maple, dark berries, and a gin cocktail called Slow Undressing. Subtlety was never really our thing.
Join us Friday, November 6 for RYAN ON THE ROCKS, a special cocktail night in The Nut Room featuring seven handcrafted cocktails:
Baker’s Reserve
Dirty Gentleman
Smoke & Damnation
Midnight Sombrero
Forbidden Harvest
Berry Provocative
Slow Undressing
Bring a friend, settle in, and find your new favorite. A Dirty Gentleman is much easier to explain when it’s in a glass.
Friday, November 6 | 5–8 PM
Satire Brewing Company • The Nut Room
No cover. Drinks available for purchase.
Comedy Mind Reading At Satire
Comedy Mind-Reading Is Coming to Satire!
We’re thrilled to welcome Brad Montgomery to Satire for the very first time on Thursday, November 12!
Get ready for a completely unique night of comedy, cocktails and mind-blowing mentalism. Brad’s show is interactive, unscripted and shaped by the audience so you never know exactly what will happen. Expect big laughs, impossible feats and absolutely zero crystal balls.
Doors open at 6:15 PM, and the show begins at 7 PM. Come early for dinner and enjoy a Satire beer or handcrafted cocktail before the show.
Seating is limited, so grab your tickets before they disappear!
Lumi's Journey Home
Bring your friends and family for Lumi’s Journey Home: A Reindeer Storybook Experience! Meet author Kayla McIntosh, get your book signed, spend time with live reindeer, and snap a few family photos. Your holiday card competition just got serious.
Friday, November 20 | 5–8 PM
Satire Brewing Company
12136 Grant Circle, Unit B, Thornton
Main tickets include a copy of Lumi’s Journey Home, the author signing, reindeer interaction, and photo opportunities:
Softcover: $19.99
Hardcover: $26.99
Bringing your herd? Add up to four experience-only guest passes for $1.99 each per main ticket. Guest passes don’t include a book. Prices before tax.
Make a holiday evening of it with your favorite people. Even the in-laws deserve to meet a reindeer.
Details and tickets:
https://www.openkimonopublishing.com/lumi-experience
Ryan On The Rocks
RYAN ON THE ROCKS | October 16
Ryan’s back at Satire, and he’s bringing seven reasons to linger over a cocktail.
October’s lineup leans into rich coffee and cacao, bourbon and maple, orchard fruit, and a little autumn spice. There’s creamy banana, juicy blackberry, fragrant pear, and plenty of bittersweet temptation. Here’s what he’s pouring:
• Velvet on your Tongue
• Harvest Hookup
• Southern Seduction
• La Sobremesa
• Blackberry Seduction
• Pear Pressure
• The Black-Tie Affair
Bring a friend, claim your favorite, and get here early. These drinks tend to disappear before the night is over.
Friday, October 16
5:00 PM–8:00 PM (or until drinks are sold out)
Satire — The Nut Room
No cover • Drinks available for purchase
Annual Bike & Brew
Our Annual Bike N Brew with Food for Hope!
Join Food for Hope and Satire Brewing Company on Saturday, September 26, for a fun bike ride along the trails of Thornton. The festivities begin at 3 PM, and the ride starts and finishes at Satire Brewing Company.
You don’t need to be an avid cyclist (or even bring a bike) to join the fun at Bike N Brew! We’ll have a few designated paths available, so you’re welcome to take a nice walk, enjoy the afternoon and meet back up with everyone at Satire Brewing Company.
Stick around afterward for an Oktoberfest-style celebration featuring giveaways, festivities and live ’90s alternative music from The Crossfades beginning at 7 p.m. Wear your favorite Oktoberfest-inspired outfit and don’t miss the stein-holding competition at 7:45 p.m.!
Best of all, Bike N Brew supports Food for Hope’s work to provide food programs and school food pantries for approximately 3,000 food-insecure students across Adams County this fall. Come ride, walk, celebrate or simply enjoy a beer while supporting local kids and families.
Evening Schedule
Live music begins at 7 PM
Stein-holding competition begins at 7:45 PM
Come for the ride. Stay for the music, steins, and celebration!
All Bike N Brew funds support Food for Hope’s food programs and school food pantries throughout the semester.
Ryan on the Rocks - A Special Cocktail Night
Ryan is back behind the bar with another round of RYAN ON THE ROCKS handcrafted cocktails.
This month’s lineup is dark, decadent, a little seductive, and dangerously drinkable. From stone fruit and bourbon to ripe plum, añejo tequila, warm apple, sherry, amaro, and plenty of fall spice, Ryan has put together seven brand-new cocktails for the night:
The Nut Room
No cover • Drinks available for purchase
Come thirsty
Next Stop Comedy
Mark your calendars so you don't miss the next comedy night!
Thursday, September 10
Seating: 5:30 PM | Show: 7:00 PM
Satire Brewing Company
Tickets: $27
Grab your tickets and come laugh with us!
https://www.nextstopcomedy.com/events/satire-brewing-company-2026-09-10-7pm
Ryan On The Rocks
Ryan is back with another RYAN ON THE ROCKS, serving up a fresh lineup of handcrafted cocktails you won't find on the regular menu. Whether you're a longtime fan or you've been meaning to see what all the hype is about, this is the perfect excuse.
This month's lineup is bold, elegant, and dangerously drinkable, featuring:
• Rocky Mountain Orchard
• The Black-Tie Affair
• Berry Provocative
• Wicked Botanist
• Scarlet Tease
Friday, August 21
5:00 PM – 9:00 PM (or until the drinks are sold out)
Satire Brewing Co. – The Nut Room
No cover • Drinks available for purchase
Come early—Ryan's cocktails have a habit of disappearing before the night is over.
Next Stop Comedy
Comedy Night is back at Satire!
Grab a drink, bring your favorite people, and get ready for a night of huge laughs with @nextstopcomedy Every show features a fresh lineup of nationally touring comedians!
Thursday, August 6
Seating: 6:30 PM
Show: 7:00 PM
Make it dinner, drinks, and a comedy show all in one night. We'll see you there!
https://www.nextstopcomedy.com/events/satire-brewing-company-2026-08-06-7pm
Ryan On The Rocks #8
RYAN ON THE ROCKS #8
Ryan is back behind the bar with five brand-new signature cocktails crafted exclusively for one night only. This month's lineup leans rich, smoky, and dangerously smooth, featuring:
• Ember and Velvet
• Dark Indulgence
• Barely Proper
• Smoke & Damnation
• Roses Are Red, Pants on the Floor
From slow-sipping bourbon creations to bright gin cocktails and bold tequila favorites, every drink was built from scratch and is only available during Ryan on the Rocks.
Come find your new favorite.
Friday, July 24
5:00 PM – 8:00 PM (or until the drinks are sold out)
Satire Brewing Co. – The Nut Room
No cover • Drinks available for purchase
Craft & Sip - Glass Sun-catcher Workshop - at Satire Brewing!
Join us on July 12th from 2–4 PM for a Craft & Sip Glass Sun-catcher Workshop with Peaks & Paint. You'll pick a design, play with colorful glass, drink tasty beverages, and spend two hours doing something far more productive than doomscrolling.
$60 gets you all supplies and a handmade sun-catcher you'll proudly point at whenever someone visits your house.
"Yeah, I made that."
Sign up here:
Fourth of July at Satire Brewing Company
Celebrate our Nation’s 250th anniversary this July 4th. It is also the 150th anniversary of Colorado’s statehood. Come kick it with us!
Colorado Rockies TV Games
We’ve got all the Rockies action at Satire! Come for the home runs, stay because there are 30+ delicious brews to try. You can see all the new beers on our website.
Ryan on the Rocks #7!
This month, Ryan is bringing something special: an Old-Fashioned Buffet featuring four completely different takes on the classic cocktail.
From the fruit-forward Berry Reckless to the rich vanilla warmth of Cashmere & Oak, you'll have the chance to experience how dramatically a few ingredient changes can transform one of the world's most iconic drinks.
Plus, Ryan will be serving two exclusive signature cocktails:
FATHER’S DAY WEEKEND AT SATIRE
Dad doesn’t want another tie. Dad wants beer, whiskey, and a Philly Cheesesteak stuffed inside fresh baked bread.
Starting Thursday, June 19th, we’re celebrating Father’s Day all weekend long at Satire Brewing Company with some Father-approved specials: Read More…
CANDLE POURING
Beer and candles? Say less.
We’re teaming up with Keep Calm & Flicker On for a Candle Pouring Experience right here at Satire Brewing Company on Wednesday, June 17th from 6PM to 8PM.
Come hang out, grab a beer, pour your own custom candle, and pretend you totally know what “top notes” and “warm undertones” mean.
$45 per person includes the full hands-on experience where you’ll mix, pour, and create your own candle from start to finish.
Spots are limited, so grab yours before they burn out.
RYAN ON THE ROCKS #6
Join us in The Nut Room for another night of custom cocktails from Ryan Flaming himself! Mark your calendars for Friday, June 5th.
5:00–8:00 PM (or until supplies run out!)
Satire Brewery — The Nut Room
No cover. Just consequences.
Denver Special Events & Parties
Pottery With A Purpose
We’re hosting Pottery with a Purpose on SUN 5/31 at 1:00pm to slow down, get your hands in the clay, and make something that actually means something.