On Friday the 31st (Halloween Day itself!) Come and join us for one of our biggest parties of the year.
Of course you can’t go to work. Tell your boss you have come down with rectal glaucoma (it means you can’t see your ass coming into work today) so you are telling them the truth. Satire opens at Noon so sleep in, get a good breakfast and come down and see us.
If you are the dress up type…at least for Halloween, wear your creepiest best costume.
If you don’t want to dress up, you don’t have to! You are probably scary enough looking anyway. Just don’t enter the contest it will be embarrassing if you win!