Denver Special Events & Parties
The Satire Brewing Company isn’t just your ordinary brewery- oh no, we are the masters of fun and frolic! We’re talking about events that would make even Santa Claus jealous. Get ready to pop the champagne (or beer, we’re not judging) because when it comes to holidays, we don’t mess around. We craft themed beers and mouthwatering Squirrel Pockets for every major celebration, and trust us, they’re legendary.
St. Patty’s Weekend:
St. Patrick’s Day weekend is almost here and we’re celebrating the only way we know how: great beer, ridiculous specials, and just enough Irish chaos to make things interesting.
Come down to Satire and get Lucked Up St Patrick’s Weekend!
MARCH 13, 14, & 15
RELEASES:
O’Squirreligan: Our version of a Reuben. A melt in your mouth closed sandwich with corned beef and our hot fresh bread. Like a Reuben slider. MMMM!!!!!
Leprechaun Cream: The leprechauns have worked their magic making a green peanut butter cream cocktail. Crazy good!
Begrudgery Stout: Easy drinking stout with a smidge of chocolate taste and an Irish temper. “Feck em all!”
Green Peder: Our old Sweet Peder Lager made green for the occasion. It ain’t a St Pat’s party until you have had a Green Peder.
At least one other St Pat’s beer coming and maybe two depending on the barometric pressure and the solunar tables. 🙂
BONSAI CLASS:
Missed our last Bonsai & Beer night?
Join us March 25th at 6:00pm for another beginner-friendly bonsai workshop with Branch & Bloom Bonsai right here at Satire Brewing. You’ll learn simple bonsai techniques, shape your own tree, and take it home with you. All while enjoying great beer and good company.
March 25
6:00pm (arrive 15 minutes early)
Satire Brewing – Thornton
No experience needed. Just show up, grab a drink, and get creative.
Perfect for a midweek date night, catching up with friends, or trying something new. Seats are limited and these workshops tend to sell out.
Tickets: https://branchandbloombonsai.com/products/bonsai-beer-at-satire-brewing-feb-25th-copy
RYAN ON THE ROCKS #3
Ryan on the Rocks is continuing in March!
Expect expertly crafted cocktails, playful flavor twists, and fun conversation. This event marks the 3rd custom cocktail nights with Ryan Flaming at Satire. Come THIRSTY!
March 27
5:00 PM – 8:00 PM (or until sold out)
The Nut Room at Satire
Cact-ass Paint and Sip Class (February 19th)
Beginner Bonzai Workshop (February 25, 2026)
Enjoy a night full of fun, laughs, and creativity at our beginner-friendly bonsai workshop, hosted at Satire Brewing. You’ll get hands on experience pruning, styling, and re-potting your very own bonsai tree. No experience required! We will guide you every step of the way, helping you connect with your tiny tree and uncover it’s natural beauty. All materials are provided, including the tree, pot, soil, and tools. Just show up and have fun! It’s a relaxed, creative night paired with great beer and good vibes. Perfect for a date night, going out with friends, or trying something totally new.
Species: TBD. While we haven’t picked the exact trees just yet, each workshop will always feature unique, beautiful and beginner friendly species.
Date: Wednesday Feb. 25th
Location: Satire Brewing 12136 Grant Cir unit b, Thornton, CO 80241
Time: 6: 00 PM
The workshop will be held on Feb. 25th and will start promptly at 6:00pm. Please arrive 15 minutes early to secure a seat and grab food and drinks before we get started
MARGASM
Raspberry lime margarita. Incestuously related to our Margasm.
