Satire Special Events
The Satire Brewing Company isn’t just your ordinary brewery- oh no, we are the masters of fun and frolic! We’re talking about events that would make even Santa Claus jealous. Get ready to pop the champagne (or beer, we’re not judging) because when it comes to holidays, we don’t mess around. We craft themed beers and mouthwatering Squirrel Pockets for every major celebration, and trust us, they’re legendary.
April 20, 2025
Easter is on Sunday!
Easter is on Sunday!Whether you’re flying solo this Easter, meeting up with friends, or sneaking away after a family feast — Satire has a seat (and a drink) with your name on it.
Featuring:
The Bloody Squirrel – our signature Easter chaos in a glass
The Bloody Squirrel – our signature Easter chaos in a glassA brand new margarita from Ryan — the “Margasm”
A brand new margarita from Ryan — the “Margasm”Plus: Don’t forget about brunch! It’s the perfect way to kick off your Easter Sunday with good food, good vibes, and maybe a little mischief.
May 2-4, 2025
CINCO DE DERBY
Come watch the greatest two minutes in sports!
No, not the old Mike Tyson fights (although, those were pretty great too) — we’re talking about the 151st running of the Kentucky Derby, and we’re going all out.
We’re rolling out the red carpet with two huge events happening the same weekend:
The Derby on Saturday, May 3
Cinco de Mayo on Monday, May 5 (We’re closed)
(though let’s be real — the party starts Friday and rolls all weekend because who celebrates on a Monday?)
MAY 3
DERBY DAY AT SATIRE
The traditional drink of the Derby is the Mint Julep, and we’ve got a Satire twist you’re gonna love.
We’re serving up handcrafted mint juleps made with Molly Brown Distillery’s delicious local bourbon. “Better than oats!” – Mystik Dan, 2024 Kentucky Derby winning horse
We’ll have live coverage of all the races starting at noon, with the main event kicking off at 4:57 PM. Come early, grab a seat, and start sipping.
Oh, and we’ve got food. Weird food. Good food.
Hot Brown Squirrels – a Derby classic with a Satire twist:
Turkey, bacon, tomato, and our secret squirrel sauce (yes, it’s squirrel mating season) wrapped in our signature bread. Kentucky traditions, Satire-approved.
May 5th (but really 3rd and 4th)
CINCO DE MAYO
For the Cinco side of the weekend, we’re unleashing the flavor with:
- Colowabo – salted lime beer, crisp and refreshing
- Desert Lizard – Michael Jordan Anejo barrel-aged mango agave beer
- Signature Satire Margarita — TBD
And now, the main culinary event…
Border Squirrel – Mexican-seasoned ground beef, onions, and cheese all rolled up in our classic bread.
Now, why’s it called the Border Squirrel, you ask?
Well, it’s been brought to our attention that squirrels have been crossing the border illegally, dealing nuts without proper taxation or tariffs. Outrageous. We felt it was our duty to bring this scandal to the public by naming a food after these nut-dealing scoundrels.
We’re also working on a graphic of a Border Squirrel looking like Speedy Gonzalez. Because… how could we not?
So, mark your calendars, folks! Head on over to our Events Calendar to see all the holiday magic we have in store, because at Satire, every day is a celebration – and you won’t want to miss the delicious fun!
St. Patrick’s Day Beer
Derby Hot Brown Squirrel
Mother’s Day Fun
Cinco De Mayo Squirrel
