Updated October 15, 2022.

Top Halloween Happenings in Thornton CO, 2022.

Exciting news from Satire Brewing just in time for Halloween 2022. Straight from our Thornton brewery comes a slew of new fall beers on tap plus delicious seasonal squirrel treats, live music, a Satire Halloween party, and more. Plus, get ready for a very spooky schedule of Halloween events in Thornton CO. We picked out our favorites, they’re listed below. 


Satire Brewery Halloween Happenings

Satire Halloween Party 

2022 Satire Brewing Halloween Flyer

Join us at 5pm on October 29 for our annual Satire Halloween party. Festivities include costumes, live music, a video showing, and – of course – delicious homebrewed beer. Join us for this ghoulishly good time. 


Now on Tap at Satire 

Satire Brews Dropping this Week 

  • Bad Girlfriend 
  • Sweet cheeks porter 
  • Pump a lot  
  • Razz me seltzer 

Brews Dropping Later this Month 

  • Lemonado  
  • O’foole’s gold orange 
  • Nocenco 


Major Dick Barrel Aged IPA 

IPA with attitude! Five different hops and Major Dickason spicy blend of coffee, hence the name. So not named after your last boyfriend or boss, however, the name may suit you personally. Aged in a buffalo trace bourbon barrel. It’s one smooth dick. ABV 10.1%.

Rhum Raspberry Raccoon 

Rhum Raspberry Racoon in glass with raspberries

Our much sought-after raspberry raccoon ale aged in a Martinique island rum barrel. A rush of tart raspberries with prevailing sugarcane, rum, and oak finale. Can you say daiquiri in a beer? Ya, mon! ABV 8.5% 


Wooden Dilldo 

Satire Brewing Wooden Dildo beer in half pint glass

Our dill-loaded pickle beer aged in a wooden whiskey oak barrel. Pickle barrels are back. This beer may be rough on some people. Ha. Ha. ABV 7.5%. 


Peach of Ass 


This a nice peach of ass with peach, apple, and mango in a seductive creation. Wet, juicy, and delicious. ABV 6.5%.

Satire Squirrel Food 

Sweet Pumpkin Things 

Bringing new meaning to the term pumpkin bread, these Sweet Pumpkin Things combine Satire’s signature oven-baked bread with gooey delicious pumpkin filling and glaze. loaded squirrels, pumpkin pie style.


Thronton October 2022 Halloween Events

Maize in the City | October 17 – 31

Visit Maize in the City for a spectacular seasonal experience that screams fall-time-fun and Halloween. Here, you’ll find a 20+ acre corn maze, an easy-pick pumpkin field full of locally grown pumpkins, a corn launcher, bounce houses, a barrel ride, animals, and more. Maize in the city really does have something for everyone this Halloween.  


The Empty Grave Haunted House | October 18, 25, 30

Now open for its 13th year, the Empty Grave Haunted house is located at the Denver Premium Outlets and offers an immersive, interactive, walk-through, haunted attraction. Just a short drive from Denver proper, The Empty Grave Haunted House will bring you face-to-face with your darkest fears. Your adventure will include encounters with the menacing workers of a haunted factory. Do you have what it takes to survive your first night on the graveyard shift? 


Trunk or Treat | October 19 

Join other trunk-or-treaters at this popular Halloween event. Here, volunteers decorate their trunk or tailgates and use them as a spooky home base from where to hand out candy. Be sure to visit the Garden of Ghouls haunted walk for even more Halloween thrills and chills. Be advised, the Garden of Ghouls is not designed for children under 10 but the Boo Bayou is a great option for young kids. Children under 10 must be accompanied at all times.  


The Haunted Field of Screams | October 24 and 27

As Colorado’s largest scream park, The Haunted Field of Screams is proud to offer an iconic 40-acre corn field with four interactive haunt experiences that prey on individual’s innermost fears. Plus, this year, they’ll be two 5-minute escape rooms – John Doe & Jane Doe – haunted CarnEvil games, photo stops, concessions, beer, and more. Each attraction has its own entrance so line times will vary for each haunt. Any unused admissions may be used at a later date with your valid ticket. 


Spooky Sprint North Denver | October 26

Don’t miss the inaugural Spooky Sprint 5K/10K, a Halloween-themed run that’s perfect for the whole familySpooky Spring North Denver includes great swag (designer shirt, custom medal), chip-timing, live results/awards, free photos, costumes, free kids’ dash, great post-race food, and plenty of fun activities. Join your friends and family with your best costumes. This is the Halloween event of the year! 


There you have it. The top 5 Halloween happenings in Thornton this year. No matter how you choose to celebrate Halloween this year, be sure to visit us at SatireAt Satire, we offer a unique and ever-changing selection of craft microbrews, plus a delicious menu of small plates and appetizers. We look forward to welcoming you soon!