Satire Brewery Table Service In Denver
7/1/2020 Update: Satire Brewing Company is STILL open. We serve both food & drinks, so we are exempt from the new (June 30th) bar closure mandate. We have a huge outdoor patio, and plenty of space to spread out safely. Call (720) 275-0667 for beer/food pickup & delivery.
We are STILL open for dine-in service! We appreciate everyone who came back to enjoy outstanding craft beer and food at our Denver brewery.
Those of us serving were a little rusty, but we’re working hard to improve and get back to “game shape”. We hope you’ll continue to visit – we always look forward to seeing you.
Now that the weather is warmer, it the perfect time to enjoy a few beers on our patio. Nothing’s better than a thirst-quenching microbrew in the warm Colorado sun. Plus, at Satire, we welcome your four-legged friends (on our patio) as one of the few dog-friendly breweries in Denver. Before kicking back with us, take your dog on a hike or to a nearby park. There are many to choose from!
**New Satire Brew** – Bruce
Why Bruce? Bruce is a brown sugar and spruce IPA that starts off sweet and then hits you with little wave of fresh Colorado spruce. It finishes with a delicious hang-on-your-tongue hop flavor. Bruce is like drinking an IPA while walking through the forest. Bruce don’t bring me down! Remember the old ELO song that really is “groose don’t bring me down” a word made up by songwriter, Jeff Lynne, to fill a gap? Later, for fun in concerts, he sang “Bruce” since that’s what we all thought he said to begin with. 8.5%
Hungry? Try our loaded squirrel specials and other apps. Loaded Squirrels, our signature snacks, are fresh baked bread packed full of yumminess. Five per squirrel basket, there’s a reason we call them loaded. They’re very filling. We affectionately refer to them as “inbreads” because, well, they’re in bread.
The Boulder Squirrel
Mushroom, cabbage, bell pepper, onion, and cheese. $14.99.
The Taunting Squirrel
Belfiore gourmet bacon, jalapeño and cream cheese. $16.99.
Guided the Squirrel
Belfiore spice sausage, bell peppers, onions, cheese. $14.99.
The Squirrel Package
For those who aren’t boring…a sample of one of each in an order of five. $15.99.
Honey Chipotle Sausage
Starts subtle sweet and finishes brilliant and spicy. $8.99 or $17.99.
Meat & Cheese Sample Plate
Four types of gourmet meat, 2 kinds of sausage, and two types of bacon, ploys 2 types of cheese perfect for those who like taste exploration and adventure. $18.99.
Sweet Squirrel Things
Our Fresh bread wrapped around brown sugar cream cheese filling and drizzled with honey butter and cinnamon sprinkle. $14.99.
We look forward to welcoming you for brewery table service in Denver! Satire Brewing Company is Denver’s best nano-brewery. We offer delicious hand-crafted beer plus outstanding pub food in an intimate setting. Drink or dine on our large outdoor patio complete with pretty vegetation and flowers or in our “old world” tasting room indoors. Relax and enjoy nature as you sip our unique custom beer flavors. Satire Brewing Company features several styles of beer, from light to dark, low alcohol to high, hoppy to malty. See what we’re doing to keep you safe and healthy in the era of COVID-19.