Satire Denver Brewery Reopened for Summer!
7/1/2020 Update: Satire Brewing Company is STILL open for in house dining & drinks. We serve both food & drinks, so we are exempt from the new (June 30th) bar closure mandate. We have a huge outdoor patio, and plenty of space to spread out safely. Call (720) 275-0667 for beer/food pickup & delivery too.
It’s been a long-time coming but our Denver brewery reopened, and we couldn’t be more excited. It feels like August 2018 when we worked like crazy to prepare for our first days on the job.
Because of COVID-19, we couldn’t see our customers much or for long. That was hard. But we got a lot accomplished behind the scenes and are thus looking forward to sharing great new brews (and food) with you this summer. Stay tuned.
We are open with new hours, so please double-check our Denver brewery website before you stop by. We also have some new rules (ugh rules) but they’re for the best and we want everyone to be safe.
Rules:
- Everyone must stand at last six feet apart.
- Everyone must wear a mask when coming and going, but you won’t be required to wear one at your table.
- We can accommodate a maximum of eight people at each table. Bigger parties may work with appropriate spacing and multiple tables.
- Each party must wait for a staff member to accompany them to their table. Our patio is open (complete with fresh flowers) as are both front and back rooms.
- For now, we can’t permit anyone to walk about freely, but we can let you up to pee if you raise your hand, or if you prefer, feel free to wear Depends.
On a serious note, we stepped up our already rigorous cleaning regimen. We clean everything constantly. This is to protect everyone. We’re complying with all state mandates but remain committed to offering great food and beer for dine-in or takeout. Nothing can stop us from bringing you the delicious food and brew you love!
Once again, we thank you for your continued patronage. Please call to place your takeout or delivery order and check out some new brews below. We’re so happy to be one of few Denver brewpubs open during Coronavirus for delivery.
We’re grateful because we know all our customers know how to be patient and behave accordingly. We truly love you and appreciate your support during this time! We’re amazed by your generosity and caring spirits. It means everything to us. We aim to show our gratitude with great service, fun, and crazy-good beers.
Current Denver beer menu highlights include:
SWEET PEDER
Authentic American made German lager with a Norwegian spelling. A sweet, soft pioneer. We can’t wait for you to taste our Sweet Peder!
4.7% | $6.00
DILLDO
For your pleasure, we bring you a DILL loaded pickle beer. Perfect for when you’re not in the mood for the same old thing. Liven things up with a Dilldo! Big Dilldo Imperial Pickle Beer coming this winter.
5% | $7.00
CRISPY CREM…ATION STOUT
Creamy smooth roasted stout with a splash of spice coffee. No doughnuts. A toast (get it… read on) to our mortuary neighbors to the west who also have a crematorium (thus the roast).
6.3% | $8.00
VARMINT POONTANG
Fermented with internal yeast taken from a local email prairie dog… NOT! Gross! Named after the classic Caddyshack movie comments from Bill Murray, “I smell varmint poontang”. Tart amber with light chocolate nuance.
4.7% | $6.00
We’re so happy our Denver brewery reopened and look forward to seeing you soon!