Hand-crafted Micro-brew in Denver: A Menu.
Want to try the best hand-crafted micro-brew in Denver? Visit Satire Brewing Company! Satire is everything a craft beer lover could want in a brewery.
If you love original flavors, we’re the spot for you. Check out our new sample menu. Remember, this is just a sample of our offerings. Ask your server for a complete list of today’s available brews.
Yellow, clean, smooth and easy. Looks like pee in a glass but normally will taste less warm and salty. As exhilarating on a hot day as when you relieved yourself after the long car ride with the idiot that wouldn’t pull over. But it’s not summer. No duh!
5.24% | $6.00
Malty, rich amber ale. Bigger for the fall season. You can almost hear the sound beep… beep… beep. Named by my youngest daughter whose name is not Amber.
7.8% | $7.00
Fermented with internal yeast taken from a local email prairie dog… NOT! Gross! Named after the classic Caddyshack movie comments from Bill Murray, “I smell varmint poontang”. Tart amber with light chocolate nuance.
4.7% | $6.00
Strange hefeweizen-like ale, rich English malts with German yeast (banana notes, aka monkey). Works together like England and Germany in WWII… uh, never mind. Blends together in contradictory fashion to make an interesting ale.
6% | $6.00
AMERICAN FARMER ALE
Pale, crisp, thirst quencher. Designed to be different! Dedicated to the hard-working farmers of America with a mix of 5 grains.
4.8% | $7.00
Authentic American made German lager with a Norwegian spelling. A sweet, soft pioneer. We can’t wait for you to taste our Sweet Peder!
4.7% | $6.00
GILLIGAN’S ISLAND IPA
Double IPA with freshly toasted coconut. On the show coconuts were abundant. Long-time debate who was the hottest? Ginger? Maryanne? The Professor? Mrs. Howell, the old cougar?
9.17% | $8.00
Dark, sleek and smooth. Goes down all too easy and, just like black ice on the road, it can get you going sideways in a hurry. Not that we know. Just heard.
6% | $6.00
THORNTON TOROSAURUS IPA
A rare torosaurus nicknamed “Tiny” was found in Thornton, 66 million years old, a cousin to triceratops. We made this IPA with three main hops to represent the three horns. Could make you horny… haha dino humor.
6.55% | $7.00
A Belgian Trippel style ale. As rare as a triple play is in baseball. Lingering notes of caramel, candy and fruit. Approved by MLB.
10.48% | $9.00
Local wildflower honey combined with a yeast from Dusseldorf (so Du). Just let your partner know you are busy doing “Honey Du’s”. They will be very excited… for awhile.
6.8% | $7.00
CRISPY CREM…ATION STOUT
Creamy smooth roasted stout with a splash of spice coffee. No doughnuts. A toast (get it… read on) to our mortuary neighbors to the west who also have a crematorium (thus the roast).
6.3% | $8.00
Easy sour taste made with sunflower seeds. Sour is created by chewing on seeds and spitting into the tank. JUST KIDDING! Makes you think go the stands at the little league game… what a mess.
5.5% | $7.00
HARVEST WORKER ALE
Refreshing toasted corn taste in a light golden ale, a popular style of beer in the late 1800’s for hard-working farm hands after a long day of work… as far as you know.
5.5% | $6.00
JACKOF IMPERIAL PUMPKIN ALE
It’s Jack of the lantern season, real pumpkin spice, luscious and dark. May inspire you to do things like you use to do with the heartthrob poster as a youth. Please keep your hands above the table while drinking and do not lock the bathroom door. Self-indulgence at its best.
10.48% | $9.00
BIG MINOCHA IPA
Mahogany color, semisweet and loaded with six hops and a finishing whammy of Citra and Simcoe. Legend has it there have been several sightings of a Big Minocha in Colorado and even more along the plains of Kansas. Rarely seen but have an unquenchable thirst for good IPAs.
8.38% | $8.00
THE DENVER MINT
Smooth chocolate, mint and coffee stout. Named because it is the first beer in the Colorado currency system of trading beer for goods and services. Simply take a growler to your favorite store and let us know how it goes. Bitcoin is a fad, beer is here to stay. Trade you this beer for your car, or $8.
7.2% | $8.00
Juicy, sweet raspberry ale. Named after a raccoon in our backyard. Coming this winter, our bigger version of Raspberry Raccoon on Roids.
5.5% | $8.00
GENTLE ON MY MIND
Peach cream ale. Plethora of Palisade peaches added to make soft and pleasing. Named after the classic Glen Campbell song. My wife thought the name was stupid so, like any good, stubborn as a mule husband would do, I kept the name.
5.5% | $8.00
For your pleasure, we bring you a DILL loaded pickle beer. Perfect for when you’re not in the mood for the same old thing. Liven things up with a Dilldo! Big Dilldo Imperial Pickle Beer coming this winter.
5% | $7.00
Satire Brewing Company is a nano-brewery that started with a small 3-barrel system. Beer menus change regularly, as the team is always experimenting with new ingredients and flavors. All handcrafted beers are made with unique grains, yeast, hops, spices, wood, and fruit. There are several styles to choose from. Visit us today.