Satire Special Events

The Satire Brewing Company isn’t just your ordinary brewery- oh no, we are the masters of fun and frolic! We’re talking about events that would make even Santa Claus jealous. Get ready to pop the champagne (or beer, we’re not judging) because when it comes to holidays, we don’t mess around. We craft themed beers and mouthwatering Squirrel Pockets for every major celebration, and trust us, they’re legendary.

Comedy At Satire Brewing Company (February 6, 2026)

RYAN ON THE ROCKS (February 14th – Valentine’s Day)

Ryan on the Rocks is continuing for Valentine’s day at Satire!
Expect expertly crafted COCKtails, playful flavor twists, and SEXY conversation. This riske event marks the 2nd custom cocktail nights with Ryan Flaming at Satire. Come THIRSTY and share the luvvv!

 February 14
 5:00 PM – 8:00 PM (or until sold out)
 The Nut Room at Satire

Cact-ass Paint and Sip Class (February 19th)

Beginner Bonzai Workshop (February 25, 2026)

Enjoy a night full of fun, laughs, and creativity at our beginner-friendly bonsai workshop, hosted at Satire Brewing. You’ll get hands on experience pruning, styling, and repotting your very own bonsai tree. No experience required! We will guide you every step of the way, helping you connect with your tiny tree and uncover it’s natural beauty. All materials are provided, including the tree, pot, soil, and tools. Just show up and have fun! It’s a relaxed, creative night paired with great beer and good vibes. Perfect for a date night, going out with friends, or trying something totally new.

Species: TBD. While we haven’t picked the exact trees just yet, each workshop will always feature unique, beautiful and beginner friendly species.

Date: Wednesday Feb. 25th
Location: Satire Brewing 12136 Grant Cir unit b, Thornton, CO 80241
Time: 6: 00 PM

The workshop will be held on Feb. 25th and will start promptly at 6:00pm. Please arrive 15 minutes early to secure a seat and grab food and drinks before we get started