Denver Special Events & Parties

The Satire Brewing Company isn’t just your ordinary brewery- oh no, we are the masters of fun and frolic! We’re talking about events that would make even Santa Claus jealous. Get ready to pop the champagne (or beer, we’re not judging) because when it comes to holidays, we don’t mess around. We craft themed beers and mouthwatering Squirrel Pockets for every major celebration, and trust us, they’re legendary.

Cact-ass Paint and Sip Class (February 19th)

Beginner Bonzai Workshop (February 25, 2026)

Enjoy a night full of fun, laughs, and creativity at our beginner-friendly bonsai workshop, hosted at Satire Brewing. You’ll get hands on experience pruning, styling, and re-potting your very own bonsai tree. No experience required! We will guide you every step of the way, helping you connect with your tiny tree and uncover it’s natural beauty. All materials are provided, including the tree, pot, soil, and tools. Just show up and have fun! It’s a relaxed, creative night paired with great beer and good vibes. Perfect for a date night, going out with friends, or trying something totally new.
Species: TBD. While we haven’t picked the exact trees just yet, each workshop will always feature unique, beautiful and beginner friendly species.
Date: Wednesday Feb. 25th
Location: Satire Brewing 12136 Grant Cir unit b, Thornton, CO 80241
Time: 6: 00 PM
The workshop will be held on Feb. 25th and will start promptly at 6:00pm. Please arrive 15 minutes early to secure a seat and grab food and drinks before we get started

 

Mardi Gras (February 17, 2026 -Fat Tuesday) 

3:00pm-10:00pm

 

SQUIRREL LEDOUX

Spicy Cajun sausage with the holy trinity of vegetables entombed in our fresh airy bread with a zesty creole sauce. It’s fire! Limited time Mardi Gras menu.  Wash down with one of our two New Orleans ales, or both!

 

CAJUN SWAMP SWILL

Cajun creole style beer with a lotta spice and heat. It’s a liquid taste of New Orleans cuisine and it doesn’t smell like the late night streets of Bourbon Street on a muggy summer night. 

 

 

 

National Margarita Day FEB 22

12PM-7:00pm

Come celebrate National Margarita Day on Sunday with us!

A little known fact about Satire is that we typically have two different margaritas available to satisfy your thirst. Currently we have our Margasm, traditional lime, strong but smooth, and Razzgasm a raspberry margarita. You will hear from around the tables why they have those names. Ohhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!

MARGASM