Brace yourselves, Colorado. We’ve been busy brewing and we’re ready to blow your taste buds’ tiny little minds.
Two brand-new beers just dropped at Satire Brewing Company, and they’re not here to play nice. One’s smooth and sexy. The other’s smoked and punchy. Both are packing flavor, attitude, and alcohol levels that say “sip carefully, champ.”
Oh, and we made a video about another one of our dangerously drinkable concoctions. It’s got cream. It’s got oak. It’s got just enough pretentiousness to make you feel classy, without needing to grow a mustache or start journaling about your beer feelings.
Let’s meet the new members of the Satire family.
CREAM ON
Apricot cream ale. Smooth and tasty. May make you want to cream your pants, boxers, panties or whatever you have on, or off. “The future belongs to those who believe in the beauty of their creams” 6.7%
We’ll be honest. We named it “CREAM ON” because we couldn’t resist.
This beer is a soft, sultry, apricot cream ale that goes down smoother than a pickup line at a farmer’s market. It’s fruity, it’s silky, it’s the kind of beer that makes you question why you ever settled for boring lagers.
One sip and you’ll understand. Two sips and you might need a moment alone.
At 6.7%, it’s strong enough to remind you it’s an adult beverage, but smooth enough to make you forget how adulting works.
We could talk about the delicate balance of fruit and cream and how it dances across your palate. But let’s be real—you’re here because you read that name and giggled like a 7th grader. That’s okay. So did we.
Cream responsibly.
SMOKE THIS COLORADO!
A smoked IPA, woody and earthy hops with a light puff of smoked malt. No need to smoke weed! We created a new style, a refreshing change from the juicy IPA bombardment. 8.3%
We’ve had enough of juice. No offense to citrus, but not every IPA needs to taste like it’s been squeezed through an orange grove.
So we flipped the script and lit a match.
SMOKE THIS COLORADO! is our smoky, woody answer to IPA fatigue. Think campfire. Think pine forest. Think that guy you knew in college who only wore flannel and smelled like mesquite. But in a good
This beer isn’t subtle—and that’s intentional. It’s bold and earthy, with a flavor profile that brings to mind woodsmoke and pine. It has the kind of presence that stands out, whether you’re deep in the mountains or just relaxing on a patio.
At 8.3%, it doesn’t mess around. This isn’t lawnmower beer. This is mountain beer. This is sit-and-sip-while-pondering-life beer. This is, “wait, did I just invent a new personality?” beer.
No weed required. We did the smoking for you.
EVERY BEER HAS A STORY
We made a video. Not because we wanted to be famous (though we’re open to it), but because VAN OAK ALE deserves the spotlight. This isn’t just another beer. It’s a creamy vanilla amber aged lightly on whiskey oak that sounds like it’s named after Dutch royalty.
VAN OAK ALE. Say it out loud. Feels fancy, right? Like you should be sipping it while sitting in a leather chair, stroking a cat named Winston.
It tastes like cream soda and beer had a beautiful baby, and that baby grew up in a whiskey barrel. There’s vanilla, there’s oak, there’s a kiss of whiskey at the end. It’s 6% and smooth as a lazy river ride- easy, mellow and just the right amount of wild.
So we made a short film about it. A little love letter. A cinematic beer hug. Watch it. Share it. Brag to your friends that you knew VAN OAK before it went viral.
Three beers. Three personalities. One very good reason to cancel your weekend plans and come drink with us.
- CREAM ON is smooth and fruity and might make you blush.
- SMOKE THIS COLORADO! is bold and smoky and might make you grow a beard just by drinking it.
- VAN OAK ALE is creamy and oaky and might convince you you’re descended from Dutch nobility.
They’re all on tap. They’re all ready. All they’re missing is you.
So get to Satire Brewing. Bring your thirst, your friends, and maybe a change of underwear. You know, just in case the cream gets to you.
Cheers to beers that don’t play it safe.
Satire Brewing Co.
Colorado’s finest purveyors of beer, nonsense, and everything in between.