Schweddy Balls Stout Series: We want you to put your lips to our Balls!
The brewing elves have been working extra hard this year and we are proud to announce we are unleashing six, yes six Schweddy Balls Series of Stouts this year, a play off of Saturday Night Live’s Classic Skit with Alec Baldwin.
Think winter spices, rich malts, bold flavors and a hint of “why not”? in every sip. So, grab a pint, a cocktail, or both. Who’s judging? Certainly not us.
DENVER MINT:
Luscious mint chocolate and coffee stout. Colorado legislation just passed this beer as official state liquid currency. Current barter exchange is generally one beer for three goats. 7.8%
DOWN THE CHIMNEY:
Gingerbread chocolate coffee stout. Semi sweet and scrumptious. Goes down the chimney way to easy. Santa misses the days when he first got married and Mrs. Claus use to go down the chimney. TMI. 7.6%
BACK DOOR SANTA:
Velvety coffee stout with chocolate, caramel, mocha and vanilla. We all know Santa doesn’t really come down the chimney, he comes through the back door. Named after a song by Clarence Carter 1968 and replayed by Bon Jovi 1987. 7.8%
HORNY ELF:
Cinnamon, vanilla, hazelnut, coffee and chocolate in a creamy and salacious coffee stout. He got sent to elf detention for lascivious misconduct. Keep it zipped up next time pal. 7.6%
Santa’s Salty Caramel Balls:
Lopsided with caramel, coffee and decadent chocolate. He has been working up a sweat making this mouth watering treat. Tongue licking good! 7.5%
South of the Border Santa:
Chocolate, mocha, coffee, chiles and cinnamon. For years Santa has been going to Mexico first then the United States. Hmmm… we could never figure out why he had so much snow leaving Mexico and we also heard about his Mexican mistress. 7.5%
PEARANOID GRINCH:
Seasonal pear shandy with spice. “It’s because I’m green, isn’t it?” “What is that stench? It’s fantastic.” Gotta love The Grinch!
Try All Six!
Our taster racks hold six so come on down and try all of our Schweddy Balls. See which ones you like best. We can’t wait til your lips touch our Balls!
At Satire Brewing Company, the drinks are bold, and the attitude’s bolder. Our new line of craft cocktails is here to shake things up – literally. Crafted for people who think “beer isn’t enough,” these concoctions are strong enough to keep your in-laws interesting but tasty enough to sip in public.
4 New Cocktails Added To The Menu:
PINK TORPEDO COCKTAIL:
Pink lemonade, provocative spices and vodka with taste you can’t fathom. There is no lurking in the baffles you’ve been spotted with our periscope. We are going to sink you with our Pink Torpedo! 7%
THE BREAKFAST CLUB COCKTAIL:
Grapefruit, maple, bourbon cocktail, all breakfast items. Eye opening drink in the morning. Remember the 1985 cult classic? “We are all pretty bizarre. Some of us are just better at hiding it, that’s all.”7%
