Satire Brewing Company creates the most unique specialty beers in Denver. In the heart of our craziest festival and event season, our Satire tasting room is buzzing with excitement every single day, we decided to dive into the delightful chaos of brewing not one, not two, but six different kinds of pumpkin beers. Yes, you heard that right—complete madness!

While most breweries stick to crafting just one stellar pumpkin beer each year, we thought, “Why not go wild?” So, we rolled up our sleeves and created six totally unique styles of pumpkin beer. We’ve got everything from light and refreshing to dark and rich, low alcohol to big, bold brews, and a variety of spices and yeasts to tickle your taste buds. Join us for this pumpkin party!

PUMP A LOT
Not a “wow” pumpkin beer. Drinkable with real pumpkin and light spice. For you who pump a lot of weights, ass, breast milk or whatever.  5.8%

PUMP THE MONKEY
Real pumpkin, spice, rye. Kindred to our Monkey Spank Hefeweizen. Soft, light, quaffable. You can Pump The Monkey all night long. Or at least you used to. 5.5%

PUMPKIN FRAUD
Delicious pseudo pumpkin beer made without real pumpkin. Sweet with pumpkin spice. Sometimes fraud works. Just think about cosmetic facial surgery and boob jobs. A Kardashian favorite beer.  6.2%

PUMP ME BABY
Belgian golden ale, pumpkin and light spice. Keeps the historic character of a Belgian with a seasonal touch. When it is time for the second one, shout out Pump Me Baby! Most people will understand. 7.86%

PUMPKIN SAUCE
It is the Sauce! Malty rich with real pumpkin and spice. Enchanting taste is like pumpkins making love in your mouth. Really!  6.55%

JACKOF IMPERIAL PUMPKIN ALE 
Our late season pumpkin ale, Jack of Lantern. May inspire you to do things like you used to do with the heartthrob poster as a youth.  Please keep your hands above the table while drinking. Self-Indulgence at its best.  9.83%

Our taster racks hold six so come on down and try them all and see which ones are your favs. We also have six different bacons crafted in our kitchen so come on down and go for 6 for 6. Six pumpkins and six bacons.

Guaranteed to turn all of you pumpkin fanatics orange. You want pumpkin, you got it!!!

OH YES TO BACON !!!

Our taster racks hold six so come on down and try them all and see which ones are your favs. We also have six different bacons crafted in our Loaded Squirrel Kitchen so come on down and go for 6 for 6. Six pumpkins and six bacons.

Guaranteed to turn all of you pumpkin fanatics orange. You want pumpkin, you got it!!!

In Other News (Literally)

‘Brews and Barrels’ offers beer and awesome prizes for a great cause!

 

Recently Todd was featured for an event at the Orchard Town Center on 9NEWS !!!

The “Brews and Barrels” event at the Orchard Town Center, a fundraiser hosted by Adaptive Adventures which will raise money for people with physical disabilities, that help them participate in outdoor sports.  

We are excited to invite you to check out our upcoming events that focus on philanthropy projects that are close to our hearts here at Satire. We believe that giving back to the community is crucial, and we would love for you to join us in these meaningful initiatives.

Please visit our ‘Events‘ page to stay informed about the latest projects we are working on and learn how you can get involved. Your support and participation mean the world to us, and we are grateful for your dedication to making a difference in the lives of others.

Together, we can create a positive impact that ripples through our community and beyond. Thank you for being a part of our journey towards a brighter and more compassionate future.

We look forward to seeing you at our next event!

Taste The Fun !

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