All about Thornton Halloween beer.
As the leaves fall and the air turns crisp, Halloween and beer lovers alike look forward to our flavorful beers that capture the spirit of the season. With innovative and delicious concoctions, Satire Brewery offers a bewitching selection of Halloween-inspired beers that is sure to delight and add a touch of spookiness to your celebrations.
Here’s what sets our Thornton Halloween beer taproom apart:
Annual Halloween Parties
Come get your freaky on with us! Our famous annual Halloween party is coming up!
The place will be decked out in a way Tim Burton would be proud of. We’ll have two different live musicians playing from 5pm to 9pm but come early to snag a good seat. The place fills up fast! Dress up, or don’t, the beer doesn’t seem to care.
In honor of the season, we have gone pumpkin-mad with the rest of the world. We have heard the desperate cries for more and more pumpkin. Pumpkin bread, muffins, lattes, ice cream, waffles (of course our family loves these), Oreos, empanadas, kettle corn, and – yes – beer.
Our compulsive brewing disease (it is now diagnosable) brings you four different pumpkin variations this year! See descriptions below!
Wickedly Delicious Flavors
We’ve mastered the art of infusing beer with the essence of Halloween. From spiced pumpkin ales to light Hefeweizens, our Halloween lineup is the best. Sip on “Pump A Lot,” an easy-to-drink beer with hints of pumpkin, cinnamon, and nutmeg, or enjoy “Pumpkin Fraud”, a delicious pseudo-pumpkin beer made without real pumpkin. These unique flavors will 100% elevate your Halloween.
Hauntingly Creative Names
At Satire, we take our Halloween ‘spirits’ to the next level by giving them spooky and fun names like “Jackof Imperial Pumpkin Ale” and “Pump the Monkey”. Each beer has a playful and eerie personality. Our cleverly named brews add an extra layer of fun and excitement to any Halloween celebration, making them the perfect conversation starters at parties or gatherings.
Spooky Taproom Decor
Speaking of gatherings, ask about hosting your next gathering at Satire. Enjoy seasonal brews and shareable plates in a spirited setting, surrounded by your favorite people.
Seasonal Beer Releases
We embrace the spirit of every season by releasing limited-edition brews. This year’s Halloween beers are frightfully delicious. Take a look at our selection below.
Pump A Lot
Not a “wow” pumpkin beer but an easy-to-drink, knock a few back pumpkin beer with real pumpkin and light spice. Whether you pump a lot of weights, ass, breast milk, or whatever, cheers! 5.7%
Pump the Monkey
Real pumpkin and spice with our classic Monkey Spank Hefeweizen. Soft, light, quaffable. You can Pump The Monkey all night long. Or at least at one time you could. 4.6%
Delicious pseudo-pumpkin beer made without real pumpkin. Sweet with pumpkin spice. Sometimes fraud works. Just think about cosmetic facial surgery and boob jobs. A Kardashian favorite beer. 5.8%
Jackof Imperial Pumpkin Ale
Our late-season pumpkin ale, Jack of Lantern. May inspire you to do things like you used to do with the heartthrob poster as a youth. Please keep your hands above the table while drinking. Self-indulgence at its best. 8.65%
This Halloween, visit Satire for the best spooky and delicious beers of the season. With wickedly delicious flavors, creative names, and festive taproom decor, we’re excited to offer an unforgettable experience that perfectly captures the essence of Halloween. Cheers to a spooktacular Halloween filled with delightful beers.