Drink the best Colorado beer around.
Colorado is known for breathtaking landscapes, outdoor adventures, and of course, beer. With a thriving craft beer scene, the state has become a haven for beer enthusiasts and connoisseurs. That’s why we’re proud to stand out for our unique approach to brewing and commitment to…satire.
Satire Brewery is located in the heart of Thornton and offers a refreshing twist on the traditional craft beer experience. Founded by Todd W who has a deep passion for both brewing and humor, Satire quickly gained a loyal following for its innovative brews with witty names.
What sets us apart from other breweries is our dedication to using humor as a means of storytelling. Each beer on our menu is crafted with a specific theme or aspect of society in mind. From Lemonado barrel-aged beer to Four Chaplains IPA, our beers are as entertaining as they are delicious.
But it’s not just the beer that makes our Thronton brewery a must-visit destination. In addition to their regular lineup of beers, we host special events and “unleashes” limited-edition brews that further showcase our commitment to fun. From “April Fools’ Day Ales” to “Political Parody Pilsners,” these releases push the boundaries of creativity and humor. They’re really something to talk about.
Colorado Beer: Lates Satire Unleashes
LEMONADO BARREL AGED
Tornado of lemon flavor in a big fruit beer. Fresh lemon zest, aged in a Breckenridge Whiskey barrel. Could blow your taste buds away. 11.5%
FOUR CHAPLAINS DOUBLE IPA
Robust flavor, dedicated to one of the most selfless acts in history during WWII, involving four chaplains of different faiths. Search four chaplains for an amazing story or ask the beertender. Made with four hops Simcoe, Centennial, Columbus, and Amarillo to commemorate. 8.9%
FRONTAL ASSAULT IPA
Crisp, pale, bitter. Tired of wimpy fruity and juicy IPAs? We added a buttload of hops on the front side of the boil to get this to over 100 IBU’S. You either get bitter or better. We got bitter! 6.5%
GILLIGAN’S ISLAND RHUM BARREL AGED DOUBLE COCONUT IPA
Do we need to say anymore? The natives are restless about this one! 11.17%
ORENTHAL JAMES IPA
Citrus taste, orange juice look. OJ Simpson’s name is Orenthal James, so OJ, nicknamed “the Juice.” Falsely accused of a dual murder in 1994, this beer is a dedication. I recently found a pair of leather gloves that fit me perfectly, got wet, dried and were too small. Hmmm… 6.3%
MAJOR DICK BARREL AGED IPA
IPA with an attitude! Five different hops and Major Dickason blend of coffee, hence the name. So not named after your last boyfriend or boss, however, the name may fit you personally. It’s one smooth Dick. 10.1%
So, whether you’re a beer enthusiast looking for a new and exciting experience or simply someone who appreciates a good laugh, Satire Brewery in Thornton is a must-visit destination. With their cleverly crafted beers and dedication to satire, they have truly carved out a niche in Colorado’s vibrant craft beer scene. Cheers to Satire Brewery for bringing laughter and great beer together in one delightful package!