Christmas Shopping in Thornton CO at Satire Brewing Company. Beer, swag, gift cards, and more.
It’s the most wonderful time of the year. Time for seasonal holiday beers at Satire, plus delicious squirrel food, Satire swag, gift certificates, and more.
‘Tis the season of giving. Don’t be stingy. Stop by Satire for great deals on gifts for just about everyone on your list.
Satire Brewing Gift Cards
It’s time to shop ‘til you drop…at Satire! At our Thronton brewery, you’ll find a ton of great gifts for all your beer-loving buddies. Our top pick? A Satire Brewing gift card. We think a Satire gift card makes a great holiday present because the fun doesn’t stop once it’s opened. In fact, it’s just beginning. Gift cards are valid for merch, plates from our kitchen – The Loaded Squirrel – and of course, beer (from pints to growlers).
Christmas Shopping at Satire Brewery: Satire Swag and More
Just in time for the holidays, our Satire store is loaded with goodies your friends and family will adore. From cozy hats and t-shirts to signature mugs and glasses, there’s a lot to choose from. Seasonal items include:
- Satire flannel shirts
- Satire long-sleeved t-shirts
- Satire sweatshirts
If swag isn’t your thing, we offer many beers to-go in 8oz, 16oz, 32oz, or 64oz growlers. Place orders quickly and easily, right from our online store. Choose from our large selection of seasonal beers like:
- Down The Chimney Stout
- Razz Me
- Shamus Red
- Winter Whiz
- More seasonal Satire beers…
Denver Premium Outlets
As you may know, Satire Brewing now has two locations in Thornton, one being at the Denver Premium Outlets on Grant Street. Here, you’ll find premier shopping with a diverse mix of popular designer and lifestyle brands. It’s never been easier to shop for Christmas AND enjoy a little extra something for yourself. Stop in Satire for a refreshing pint plus a limited selection of squirrel plates. It’s exactly what you need to keep going during this busy time of year.
New Holiday Beer at Satire
Three Wives Peach Cream Ale
Made with juicy Palisade peaches. One year we used peaches from Utah and the name stuck. Soft peach flavor. 5.24% ABV.
Black Ice
Rich dark taste in a sneaky slick black ale that goes down way too easy (not that we know) … AKA black ice. It can fool you at 6.2% ABV.
Ryet To Remain Silent
Strong bourbon barrel-aged rye ale. Robust bourbon and oak flavor. Remember you have the right to remain silent, this beer can lead to self-incrimination. 9.6% ABV.
We look forward to welcoming you at Satire for seasonal the top seasonal beers in Thornton 2022. Join us for these delicious brews and so much more. Enjoy this seasonal selection and remember we’re always changing things up. Ask your server for a complete list of today’s available brews.
…don’t forget we’re still serving up delicious squirrel food. Our Thornton brewery menu features light and tasty appetizers plus locally sourced sausages and meat. Ho, ho, ho, merry Christmas!