Enjoy these summer beer updates from Satire Brewing plus live music and beer in Thornton CO. 

We’re working hard to bring guests summertime fun for all to enjoy. That includes live music every Thursday, hilarious Satire parodies, new brews and old favorites on tap, plus seasonal Squirrel Food specials 


Live Music and beer in Thornton CO Every Thursday

Whistle pig poster man and woman playing guitar 

Live Music and beer in Thornton CO Lineup

We’re excited to present live music just about every Thursday. Our first feature performance was on July 14 by Whistle Pig. Coming up next is Richard Shine on August 4.


Richard Shine | August 4 

Singer/songwriter, Richard Shine, plays guitar, harmonica and does vocals. He enjoys playing classic songs that appeal to a broad audience. He also loves country, blues and folk. He performs in the greater Denver metro area. Richard also performed, wrote, and recorded four albums for children and families under the name Mr. Shine. 


Chuck Fisher | July 29 

Chuck Fisher is a guitarist with over 20 years of professional experience. He studied music at the University of Colorado and privately under various mentors. Over the years Chuck maintained a solo career while playing in bands across several genres, including R&B, Classic Rock, Blues, and Jazz Fusion. He has opened for performers Little Feat, K.C. and the Sunshine Band, The Four Tops, Confunction, and Nestor Torres. 


Mad Dog Blues | July 28 

Mad Dog Blue is an acoustic blues jam band with a unique blues style indigenous to Colorado in the 21st Century while still honoring the blues roots. Founded by Mad Dog Friedman, Mad Dog Blues is a coalition of top-notch veteran musicians dedicated to exploring Colorado Country Blues in both their songwriting and performances. 


Ryan Flick | July 21 

Ryan Flick Sound Cloud 


July 14 | Whistle Pig

Whistle Pig is a Denver Area duo that plays well-loved classic rock tunes from the 1960s through today. Their low-volume high energy shows pair perfectly with your favorite Satire brews. More information about this upcoming performance can be found here. Come and celebrate your senses on all accounts! 



NEW! Sipper Dating App for Beers 

Find your perfect match with Sipper by Satire, the new dating app for beers. LOL. But seriously, we love creating ridiculous and hilarious ways to laugh at ourselves and the society we live in. Laughter is the best medicine. *Looking for profile stereotypes for men. 


New on Tap 

Agent Orange (Seltzer)

Not the wicked chemical used in Vietnam but a brilliant orange-lemonade seltzer. The control group claimed to glow orange for several days after consumption. So, if you are a hunter, construction worker, or a crossing guard this drink could work well for you. 7.2% ABV.


Drew Berrymore

A Belgian blackberry ale that drew us into adding more berries after a taste test, so we named the beer Drew Berrymore. Coincidentally named after an actor who achieved fame in ET, The Extra Testicle, an adult movie about a guy born with a rare enhancement. Trivial pursuit question: the movie was originally going to be titled, Born Three, Three Willie, Three Musketeers or Three’s Company? Based on a true story. 6.3% ABV. 


Rhum Raspberry Racoon 

Rhum Raspberry Racoon in glass with raspberries

Our much sought-after Raspberry Racoon ale aged in a Martinique Island Rhum barrel. A rush of tart raspberries with a prevailing sugar cane rhum and oak finale. Eloquent and delectable. Can you say daiquiri in a beer? “Ya mon!”. ABV 8.5% 


Voluptuous Melons Ale  

New 4th of July release. Refreshing watermelon shandy handcrafted with big ripe melons. Boobytrapped with a fresh fruit and stacked with perky and titillating flavor. Try in your taster rack or take a few jugs to go. Tastes a lot like a watermelon Jolly Rancher! ABV 5.2%. 


Storm E Daniels 

She’s back and hotter than ever. Easy IPA with citrus hops. Tapped out a few months ago, she’s returned for a personal session with you. Enjoy! Happy 4th! ABV 5.76% (IPA) 


New Squirrel Food 

Did you try our 4th of July specials, Hot Squirrel Pie and The Barbequed Squirrel?  

Hot Squirrel Pie: 

Our version of American Apple Pie. Homemade apple pie filling stuffed in light, airy, signature bread with a brown sugar drizzle. Hot pie like never before.  


The Barbequed Squirrel: 

Savory pulled pork (not squirrel) slathered in barbeque sauce, cheddar cheese, and onions stuffed in warm fresh bread. Pork this baby! 

Satire Brewing Company is the best microbrewery in Thornton. We offer delicious hand-crafted beer plus outstanding small plates in an intimate setting. Visit us this summer for live music and beer in Thornton CO plus a large outdoor patio, rotating menu of fresh brews, friendly service, and much more.   

Originally published on July 15, 2022. Updated on August 1, 2022.