Good news! Your favorite eclectic Thornton beers are on tap this summer at Satire. Visit our two locations in Thronton to sample fun, popular, beers like Dilldo and Raspberry Raccoon. Try other signature brews like Vivacious Blueberry Basil seltzer, Teqcolowabo, By Raisin of Insanity, and more. 

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The Dilldo (Pickle Beer) 

Satire Brewing Dilldo beer pickle and beer in mason jar.

For your pleasure, we bring you our DILL-loaded pickle beer. Good for when you are not in the mood for the same old thing and “Perhaps the worst beer name in the state”, according to Westword Magazine. Another one of our personal flagships. Dilldos certainly aren’t for everyone, but they bring an enormous amount of pleasure to those who are looking for them. 


Raspberry Raccoon (Raspberry Ale) 

Satire Brewing red raccoon paws and raspberry raccoon beer pint glass

One of our flagship drinks here at Satire. We’ve always got it on tap and it’s easily one of the best go-to beers for those who don’t know what to try. A fruit ale packed with raspberries – tart and refreshing always. If you’ve never had a drink with us, make sure to give it a try.  



Tequila barrel-aged beer. We took our Colowabo, a salted lime beer that tastes like the great Colorado outdoors plus the alluring beach of Cabo San Lucas, and aged it in a tequila barrel. Margarita-like magic and exhilarating! 


By Raisin of Insanity 

Our Raisin of Insanity Belgian ale is aged in a 30-year-old Remy Martin Cognac barrel that Mystic Mountain used to age its top-shelf Bourbon. Palate stimulating insanity with the complexity of raisins, cognac, bourbon, and oak. 


Nocenco IPA

A North Central Colorado-style IPA, straightforward and no-frills, abundantly hopped throughout the process using 5 different hops, dedicated to the hard-working people of this region. About time we had our own style! 

Can’t get enough of our clever parodies? Check out our channel on YouTube. We’re always making new videos to celebrate our favorite beers. If you don’t use Facebook or Instagram, it’s a great way to stay caught up on our latest and greatest videos. Be sure to watch our newest short, Boomer Potter. And, remember, sharing is caring. 

So, join us this summer for fun, delicious foods, and genuine social connection at our two beautiful locations in Thornton, CO. We’re so excited to bring you good times all season long. 

For our full menu of eclectic Thornton beers and squirrel food, visit our Flagship location in Thornton. Here you’ll find 20 beers on tap, plus a large selection of shareable plates that pair perfectly with our craft beer and hard seltzers. At the Denver Premium Outlets, enjoy a number of our signature brews and apps, plus the best shopping Thornton has to offer.  

Did someone say shopping? Keep an eye out for new swag coming this summer. We’re excited to bring you new character designs and much more. Shop Satire in-store or online.  

We look forward to welcoming you soon!