Summer is just around the corner and we’re celebrating with tasty new brews plus special events perfect for this exciting time of year. First, we’ll tell you about new Satire brews on-tap, next read about the events we’re participating in this month, including one in support of a very important cause, plus The Boozy Buckaroos. 


New Brew at Satire

Teqcolowabo – ABV 7.2% 

Get it while you can – tequila barrel-aged beer. We took our Colowabo brew: a salted lime beer, the taste of the great Colorado outdoors, and the alluring beach of Cabo San Lucas, and aged it in a tequila barrel. Margarita-like magic, exhilarating! 


Butterbeer – 5.7% ABV   

A magical creation of a creamy smooth butterscotch beer. See our hilarious Satire video (link above). Crafted with wizardry and the help of the Elder Wand. Afraid to try it? Maybe this will help. “And now, Harry, let us step out into the night and pursue that flighty temptress, adventure.” – Albus Dumbledore  


Harry Porter – 5.9% ABV   

Don’t let the muggles get you down. Drink this supernatural sorcery of an ale instead. A not-made-to-style porter that made for a nice play on words. Harry Amber just didn’t sound right. A dirty water color with sleek caramel taste and toffee finish. “Yer a wizard Harry”.

By Raisin of Insanity Barrel-Aged Beer – 12.7% ABV 

Our Raisin of Insanity Belgian ale is aged in a 30-year-old Remy Martin Cognac barrel in which Mystic Mountain ages their top-shelf Bourbon. Palate stimulating insanity with the complexity of raisins, cognac, bourbon, and oak. 


Thornton summer beer events 2022

Jace Ward – #Tough2Gether 

May is brain cancer awareness month and on May 7 we hosted a fundraiser for a very important organization: Jace Ward – #Tough2Gether. #Tough2Gether was founded by 22-year-old Jace Ward during his battle with DIPG. Today, the organization provides a research and access fund to help others receive access to drugs and trials. Additionally, it funds research in childhood cancer and especially DIPG. In collaboration with many others, Jace put into motion a DIPG Navigation Continuum. He died on July 3, 2021, but his mission to help the next child continues. Please consider donating to Mary’s page here. We’re so thankful to everyone who joined us in support of this cause.  


Northglenn Food Truck Carnival 

Coming up is the Northglenn Food Truck Carnival and Satire is excited to participate. Join us at the beautiful E.B. Rains Park and Civic Center Campus near the new Northglenn Recreation Center. Enjoy music, 20+ food trucks each day, plus fun amusement rides. The event is free to attend, but carnival passes are $35 or $3 to $6 per ride. We can’t wait to see you there! 


Boozy Buckaroos at Satire 

Join us for a partnership with Boozy Buckaroos at Satire. The Boozy Buckaroo is a mobile dry bar perfect for making your event a rootin’ tootin’ good time! They provide a unique aesthetic with a two-tap Lindr system and vintage trailer with custom options like yard games and color schemes. Contact Boozy Buckaroo with your inquiries and visit their website to learn more. 


There you have it. This month’s Thornton summer beer events 2022 at Satire. As always, you can visit us at our two locations in Thornton. We can’t wait to welcome you soon.