Spring has sprung and we’re so excited to offer new Satire Brewing beers to celebrate the change of seasons: Smoke this Colorado, O’Mcfinnegans Irish Amber, and Plumber’s Butt, plus Taco Snatch is back for a limited time only. Enjoy new shareable plates from the Loaded Squirrel like O’Squirreligans as well! 


New Satire Brews 

Taco Snatch 

Taco Snatch is back for a limited time! Only one keg so get it while you can. It’s certainly not your ordinary brew. (Enjoy this Sin City Parody (one of our first sketches). 



Smoke This Colorado! Abv 7.2% 

Satire brewing amber ale in pint glass

A smoked IPA, woody and earthy hops with a puff of smoked malt. No need to smoke weed! We created a new style, a refreshing change from the juicy IPA bombardment. 


O’McFinnegans Irish Amber ABV 5.2% 

A sweet Irish amber ale. The first part of the name, O’Mc comes from the Gaelic surname meaning beer drinker, and the last, Finnegan, comes from royal ancestry from King Hepatitis 600 A.D. and means ‘to frequent taverns and brothels’. A motley blend of malts make for a most peculiar and satisfying ale. 


Plumber’s Butt ABV 10.1% 

plumbers butt ale in pint glassWhy the name? A Belgian ale with buttloads (hee hee) of succulent plums and a taste that will keep you coming back like crack. Sweet and tart fruit explosion. A brewing room inspiration. 


Also on Tap this Spring 

Chocherrimon – ABV 7.3%

A cherry chocolate coffee Pokemon stout. A cherry fruit tastebud attack with a subtle chocolate defense and finish. Special defense smooth coffee flavor. Special attack deliciousness that will overwhelm any opponent, even Arceus. Totally kicks Pikachu’s ass. Dominates that little bitch.


Mint Kahludicrous – ABV 7.1%

A decadent mint chocolate coffee Kahlua stout. You may say “that’s ludicrous!”. Close. It’s “Kahludicrous!”


Dilldo – ABV 5%

For your pleasure, we bring you a DILL loaded pickle beer. Good for when you are not in the mood for the same old thing. Award winning: “perhaps the worst beer name in the state” – Westword Magazine.

 More spring beers…


From The Loaded Squirrel 


Our legendary bread wrapped around succulent corned beef, provolone cheese, sauerkraut and Thousand Island dressing baked to perfection. The Reuben sandwich concept is sometimes mistakenly thought to be Irish but is more of an American Irish idea. The Reuben is first believed to be created in Omaha Nebraska, something good did come out of Nebraska…just kidding Nebraska folks…and our relatives. 

Visit Satire this spring for Thornton’s best selection of nano brews, delicious shareable plates, and a whole lot of fun. Check back for more details about our latest brews (our menu changes often) and announcements about upcoming events.  

Visit us at two locations: 12136 Grant Cir, Thornton, CO 80241 and the Denver Premium Outlets, 13801 Grant St Unit 572, Thornton, CO 80023 (Denver Premium Outlets near 1-25 & 136th Ave).