We’ve been busy over here at Satire Brewing Company. Metro Denver’s best brewery is on point with fresh new microbrews just in time for spring. What have we been working on? Take a look below and read about our freshest and newest brews at Satire.
New Denver Beers on Tap
THE LITTLE EASY ~ ABV 5%
A geaux to light golden French Saison. Brilliant tastes of fresh fruit and white pepper. Can help your situashuuun by relieving frustrashuuun (as pronounced and spelled in the Cajun Dictionary) with lively flavor and drinkability.
CAJUN SWAMP SWILL ~ ABV 4.9%
Cajun spiced beer with a lotta zest and heat. It’s a liquid taste of New Orleans cuisine without the smell of late-night Bourbon Street in summer. Spicy enough…it may even relieve constipashuuun (even better than Old Milwaukee)
CHERRY ON RUM BARREL ~ 9.86%
Our cherry Belgian ale is aged in a Barbados rum barrel. Tastes of vanilla, oak, cherry and rum. Special release for George Washington’s birthday. The story is George couldn’t lie about chopping down the cherry tree because he had to tell the truth. Well, the truth is that the story isn’t true. It was made up by a writer to sell more books. Lying about a story with a moral of truth. Hmmm…
SHAMUS RED ~ 7.2%
Scottish ale with subtle roasted, honey, and toffee notes. Shamus was William Wallace’s cousin, a giant warrior with long red hair and a full bushy red beard known for slaying hundreds of Englishmen. Just kidding. We made it up.
SOFT SCROTUM ~ 9.17%
A gentle barley wine we made lighter than our big barley wine, Old Scrotum, that is aged in a barrel, so it is just Soft Scrotum. Forged with a variety of earthy, woody and floral English hops plus a nice biscuit flavor. No real scrotum involved… this batch.
Back on Tap
KICKBUTT WALNUT ~ ABV 7.47%
Robust Amber ale brewed with English Walnuts. Instant liquid courage. Prepare to kick butt like never before!
LAGER ITALIA ~ ABV 4.5%
Romantic red lager. After touring Italy and conversing with the brightest Italian brewers our brewing team came up with this recipe. Not really, but based on a true story. We would like to go to Italy sometime.
Join in the luck of the Irish and visit us this month for these excellent beers and more coming soon. We typically have about 20 brews on tap so there’s always a new way to wet your whistle (if you know what we mean).