Satire summer update.

Easy Listening Thursdays are still in full force at Satire. Every Thursday, relax on our outdoor patio (with or without your four-legged best friend) with laid-back live music, great craft brews, and delicious shareable plates (5:30 pm to 8:00 pm at 12136 Grant Circle, Thornton, CO 80241). John Cody plays your favorite tunes from the ’70s, ’80s, and ’90s. With John and his acoustic guitar, you’ll enjoy great tracks you know and love in a beautiful and relaxing setting.

While you’re here, enjoy these new delicious beers on tap plus more of our tried-and-true favorites. 


Pineapple Pussycat Wheat – ABV 4.8% 

Fresh local mountain-grown pineapples salted and added to a stunning German hefeweizen. There’s nothing like a cold pussycat on a hot summer’s day! 


Teqcolowabo – Tequila Barrel-Aged Beer – ABV 7.24% 

We took our Colowabo brew, a salted lime and roasted corn beer (the combined taste of the great Colorado outdoors and the alluring beach of Cabo San Lucas) and aged it in a dripping wet tequila barrel. Margarita like magic…exhilarating, fresh and oh so smooth. Simply sensational. 


Bring the King – ABV 5.37% 

A dry woody English porter. The last batch had an American twist on it, but this one is a tad more British. Try with crumpets. Bloody good! 


You know what goes great with beer? Shopping!  

That’s why so we’re excited about our new location at the Denver Premium Outlets in Thornton. The premium outlets are the area’s premier shopping destination with a diverse mix of popular designer and lifestyle brands including Kate Spade New York, Tory Burch, Cole Haan, Michael Kors, Polo Ralph Lauren, American Eagle Outfitters, Tumi, and Under Armour. 

The mall offers a dynamic shopping experience the whole family will enjoy, including an outstanding selection of eateries and watering holes like ours! 

Please join us this summer and fall for fun, delicious food (and beer!), plus genuine social connection in a new and beautiful setting. 

There you have it. Visit Satire for new unleashes and so much more. For our full menu of eclectic brews and homemade squirrel food, visit our Flagship location. Here you’ll find the city’s best dog-friendly outdoor patio (perfect for sipping in summer months), 20 beers on tap, plus a large selection of shareable plates that that pair perfectly with our craft brews. We look forward to welcoming you at both locations!