Get ready for the shopping experience of a lifetime. Satire Brewing Company has added a 2nd location at the Thornton Denver Premium Factory Outlets. We are located at 13801 Grant St unit 572, Thornton CO 80023 (just East of I-25 & 136th Ave). Look for us in the food pavilion. We are currently open 12-7 PM Friday-Saturday. And, Noon to 7 PM on Sundays.
Our new brewpub location is the perfect spot to relax and unwind after a day of shopping with friends and family. It’s also a great escape for solo shoppers seeking a little extra “me” time. Ideal for fueling shopping extravaganzas, easing the pain of the man who can’t take another store, and soothing the stressed-out mom with too much on her plate. This new location offers 20,000 ft of indoor/outdoor seating space with mountain views, fountains, a fireplace, and open grass area for lawn games. In time, it will be the perfect destination for groups of all sizes to meet, grab a bite, and have a blast.
Denver Craft Beer and Wine
Here, we’ll offer an assortment of beer (we typically have 8-10 unique beers on tap) and wine for shoppers to enjoy. Our beer flavors change often. Expect about five Satire suds on-tap, plus seltzers and hard teas. In addition, we’ll serve several California wines, a selection from Kingman Wines (a Colorado winery), and several local ciders. Non-alcoholic options will include bottled water and a variety of soda.
Homemade “Squirrel Food”
There are no actual squirrels in our food. That is just the name of the restaurant food items. We like fun and inappropriate humor. Our daughter came up with the name of the restaurant. So we kept it. You’ll find our Bushy Tail Bread and honey butter, three varieties of nuts: Sweet, Spicy, and Sweet & Salty, plus Squirrel Bites with gourmet sausage wrapped in fresh bread, made exclusively for this new location.
In addition to these shareable menu items, nearby vendors like Charleys Philly Cheese Steaks, Top Dawg, Rise Pies, Stir Fry 88, Sachi Sushi, and Wetzels Pretzels provide the whole food court with a number of options. Food trucks can also be found onsite during the weekend and more regularly in the summer months.
Join us for fun, delicious foods, and genuine social connection in a new and beautiful setting. We’re so excited to bring you this great new setup for all to enjoy.
For our full menu of eclectic brews and homemade squirrel food, visit our Flagship location in Thornton. Here you’ll find the city’s best dog-friendly outdoor patio (perfect for sipping in summer months), 20 beers on tap, plus a large selection of shareable plates that that pair perfectly with our craft brews. We look forward to welcoming you to both locations very soon!