Celebrate the holidays with Satire! Enjoy these holiday favorites, plus great deals on Satire Brewing Company swag.
What are the best gifts for beer lovers (so everyone) in Denver? Satire swag like hats, super soft t-shirts, and beer mugs, of course! OR, try a growler to go. No growler? No problem. We’ll fill just about anything with beer. PERFECT for anyone who loves to enjoy Satire brew from the comfort of his own home.
Now, on to holiday beers. What do we have on tap, you ask?
Cavorter Porter – ABV 5.5%
Roasty, dark, SOUR, and fruity. A cavorter is someone who likes to be boisterous and fun OR someone who engages in disreputable pursuits. So, ENJOY no matter which description fits you best.
Bavarian Hussy – German Style Lager – ABV 4.5%
An Easy and malty German-style lager. Exceptionally smooth and drinkable. After a long day, sometimes easy is the way to go.
Down the Chimney – Stout – ABV 6.55%
The second release in our Schweddy Balls series, the gingerbread chocolate coffee stout is like if Santa got arrested twice on East Colfax for soliciting prostitutes, once shouting, “down the chimney!” The other for yelling, “ho ho ho”. Mrs. Claus wasn’t impressed. Tastes like Christmas!
High Can IPA – ABV 5.1%
Our Highline Canal IPA is made with the malodorous stagnant pools of the nearby Highline Canal. 5 different hops, earthy and dank taste, either from the hops or repulsive water. Disgusting and good.
Kickbutt Walnut – Amber Ale – ABV 7.2%
Get ready to kick some butt! (Or have your butt kicked) This fan-favorite is going fast! A seasonal AND motivational amber ale made with real English walnuts complementing caramel and toffee notes. It’s also an absolutely gorgeous color. Prepare to kickbutt like never before!
Small Pear – ABV 4.2%
A little tickle for your pears! A tart WIT beer fermented with lots of Colorado pears; however, pears impart a subtle flavor (a small taste) of pear, thus the name. Nothing wrong with having a little tickle of pear…to drink!
Four Chaplains Double IPA – ABV – 9.17%
Dedicated to four chaplains of different faiths in one of the most selfless acts of WWII, four hops are used in this tribute brew: amarillo, columbus, centennial, and simcoe. You can learn more about the incredible story here: https://www.youtube.com/watchv=WgYYknOuLQM
Please visit us this month for some holiday cheer. Enjoy our seasonal beers and snacks from the Loaded Squirrel. We use hand-selected local ingredients to craft all our shareable plates. Our top recommendations for the holiday season?
- Squirrel Bait Savory squirrel sticks – buttery garlic and parmesan breadsticks.
- Loaded Squirrel The Boulder Squirrel – mushroom, cabbage, Bell pepper, onion, and cheese.
- Squirrel Meat Fennel Curry Bacon – generous spice, exotic, and splendid.
Nothing, not rain, sleet, nor snow, not even coronavirus can stop us from bringing you the beer you love. We hope you’ll join us this holiday season for the best nano-brew in Denver. At Satire, we love what we do. And… we love to share it with you, our customers. Especially during the holidays.