By now, we hope you see how important our customers are to us. Everything we do at Satire – morning, noon, and night – is to ensure that all our patrons have a great time enjoying our delicious nano-brews and homemade squirrel bites. That’s why we’re thrilled to be named the best brewery in Thornton CO according to Yelp! and to share these Yelp! reviews with you.

‘We stopped here on a whim. The brewery is tucked back away from the main street, but is worth the trip. It’s also right off a bike path if you live nearby. Ryan our server was fantastic. They were pretty slammed, and he sat down at our table and walked us through the menu along with his personal picks. With the funny beer names, it was quite the interesting conversation. Food was also tasty and hearty (we had bacon and sweet buns to dip in honey butter, but forgot the names of the items). All the beer was exactly as described by the menu, so read carefully!’ – Alex R., July 26, 2020

‘We were in the neighborhood shopping at the outlet mall. Yelp guided us to Satire brewery. We started out on the outside patio surrounded by colorful flower bourbon barrels and a cold brew. Raindrops took us inside to a Napa type decor playing current country music tunes. The beer was refreshing and our squirrel bites stuffed with spicy sausage, cheese and peppers were original and delish. We had a delay in our order and Todd, the owner, took care of us. He also gave a personal tour to my retired Coor’s man of his brewing process. It was a wonderful, laid back, relaxing experience. Highly recommended! Look forward to another brew there.’ – Vicki B., July 4, 2020

‘Everyone here is so hospitable! We got a taste of just about every tap and not a single bad one. I recommend trying the Dilldo for a completely unique flavor. Their meat platter has really really good sausage and bacon. We had our dog out on the patio and they gave her a bowl of water too. I’ll definitely be back to try a loaded squirrel!’ Yelp, Kim S. 6/13/20

‘Great place, not just beer, but the ambiance and friendly staff make every single visit a memorable one. Todd does a great job behind the counter and always makes everyone feel welcome. The beer menu is always evolving and they are never afraid to try something new.’ – Kaylan A., June 1, 2020

‘It’s very rare that I give a five-star rating. This place is amazing. Often with local breweries, I struggle to find a beer I actually enjoy. They have several different delicious beers to choose from. The food is good, the beer is good, the staff is spectacular. Give these guys a chance.’ – Kimberly A., May 23, 2020

‘Stopped here to get some beer to go. I was impressed by the space and atmosphere. Unfortunately, we didn’t stay very long as safer at home restrictions still apply. We did sample many beers before choosing 2 growlers, one was a dark ale especially tasty and unique. The staff was excellent, knowledgeable and eager to talk about the beers. I’m looking forward to a return visit when we can hang out for a while and try the food.’ – Pam J., May 19, 2020

At Satire, the best brewery in Thornton CO according to Yelp!, we aim to please. Visit us this summer for outstanding brews – our selection changes regularly so there’s always something new to try – plus excellent food and great company. Take a look at our sample beer menu to get a feel for what we offer.

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