Breweries in Denver: COVID-19 Update.
Hello, healthy followers of Satire,
First, in light of the chaos brought on by the COVID-19 pandemic, we hope you are doing terrific and staying safe.
Second, we want to assure all our patrons we are complying with state mandates and our Thornton brewery will remain closed to inside visitors for approximately 30 days. However, we are still committed to getting you our sometimes-quality beer (lol) and fresh food from our kitchen, The Loaded Squirrel. It’s at times like these we ALL need great food and beer! We believe it will improve your health and immunity if for no other reason than because you are happy.
Here’s What You Need to Know
For the time being, we have new hours: 3:30 pm to 7:30ish pm, Tuesday through Friday, and 3:30 pm to 7ish pm, Saturday and Sunday. You can place orders via email at firstname.lastname@example.org or call us at (720) 275-0667. Pay in person or via your smartphone (coming soon).
We’re doing our best to accommodate all requests. Please let us know if you need to make special arrangements and we’ll try to help you out. The Loaded Squirrel menu is on our website, as is our beer menu. Please call or email with any questions.
For beer, we can offer new 64 oz Satire growlers, or we can fill your own container, but we’ll need to sanitize it thoroughly first. We’ll try to make just about anything work. We’re happy to fill any size you have or want, 12 oz, 16 oz, 32 oz, 64 oz, 128 oz, etc. If you have a 64 oz growler and only want one beer, we’ll simply fill it to that size, or if you want two beers, we’ll fill it to that size in 64 oz growler.
We’re following a rigorous protocol
We are following the highest protocol when it comes to sanitation and protecting your health. As a small, local, business we sincerely appreciate your support and will continue to offer you fun, food, beer, and great service during this difficult time. Neither rain, nor sleet, nor snow, nor VIRUS can stop us from getting you the refreshment you need! Tough times never last but good people, food, and beer do.
We hope you enjoyed our Breweries in Denver: COVID-19 Update. Once again please stop by or call for food and beer, plus a bottle of spirits from our neighbor Mystic Mountain. How about some hot Loaded Squirrels, cold beer, and a bottle of whiskey?
With genuine appreciation,
Todd and family, and the entire Satire family