New for Spring! Try the best (according to Yelp!) nano-brew in Denver! At Satire, we love to experiment with fun seasonal flavors. What’s on tap for spring? Check out these brand-new brews from our Denver nano-brewery.
Newly Unleashed Flavors
DILLDO (back by popular demand)
For your pleasure, we bring you a dill loaded pickle beer. Perfect for when you’re not in the mood for the same old thing. This beer captured the best beer award at the 2019 Orchards Wine and Beer Festival…really. Liven things up with a Dilldo! 5%.
Genteel stout with layers of caramel, coffee and dark chocolate. Legend has it that this was the location in Great Britain where King Arthur and his men would regroup. Tired of drinking Olde English 800 malt liquor, they had a wizard put together this recipe and named it for the castle city. The tired weary knights were completely rejuvenated after drinking this tasty libation. Enjoy. 7.2%.
Major Dick Dark IPA
Casually sweet with a blast of woody hops and Major Dickason’s blend of spicy carbon coffee. Hence the name Major Dick, so not named after your last boyfriend or boss. Please do not get this confused and call it Major Dark Dick IPA or you might get us in trouble. Not a dark comedy and remember Dick comes first. 6.7%.
Elite Athlete Wheat
Fresh crisp American wheat beer made with Colorado grain, citra, and local Crystal Hops. Drink several and you’ll notice an improvement in your verbal athletic accomplishments. Including – forty time, vertical jump, and bench press. Glory days will not pass you by! Ask Uncle Rico.
Upcoming St. Patrick’s Day Releases:
Legendary Black Ice
Our classic rich black ale aged in a fresh Mystic Mountain Legend Bourbon oak barrel. “Guinness on steroids with ridiculous oak and bourbon flavor.” It is the perfect St. Pat’s beer! 8.4%.
Caramelly smooth, slightly roasty, slightly smoky ale. John Mclovin’s 15th-century Irish recipe from Dublin brought for 2020. Folklore has it he was ready to lose his farm to unpaid taxes, so he served his secret family ale to tax collectors and they loved it so much they counted his debt paid. That’s why we say it’s…..superbad! 5.24%
If you love original flavors, Satire is for you. We’ve got the best nano-brew in Denver. Try our new flavors and remember we’re always changing things up. This is just a sample of our beers. Ask your server for a complete list of today’s available brews.